New users: Please register in the usual way and then send an email to jasper(at)jasperfforde.com with your username, and write something 'Ffordesque' so we know you are a real reader, and not some idiot trying to flood the forum with dodgy Nike and Gucci gear. Thank you - Jasper
MS has already welcomed you, so let me offer you some pie. Sweet to the left Savoury to the right. The tea and cakes will be here soon. Ignore what the others say. The Battenburg is quite fine.
Pontypridd?
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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing
My daughter lives in Cardiff. I'm visiting her Tuesday, we're going to see a band together. Can you arrange for it not to be raining on Tuesday, please?
Sorry, hi. Glad to see that someone has gotten new stock in. Could you eat some of the chocolate cake please? I am a bit of a sugar nut....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland