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Ok, I'm sure I read this story somewhere, but I can't think where. Can anyone help?
A guy is afraid of [either dying or being buried alive.] He makes a pact with [probably the devil] ensuring that he will live [forever/for 100 years.] He goes out to make the most of his imortality, doing risky things, going on trips... until he has an accident. He wakes up buried in a grave. The [probably devil] appears and the man asks 'what am I doing in a grave? I'm meant to live for[ever/100 years]!' the [devil] replies "the doctors only thought you were dead, so you got buried... but you will continue to live for [100 years/eternity."]
Now... I'm drawn towards EA Poe... but google doesn't agree with me - Poe did write a few 'premature burial' stories (including "Premature Burial") but I can't find this one in his collected works.
Any suggestions anyone?
Rob
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That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
reminds me of a story I read in the EC horror comics, they did a whole run with avoiding death stories, might be worth checking their site as most of their stories came from a printed source first.
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Tremain's Theorum - Impossible Things Usually Don't Happen
Well... Roald Dahl was an inspired suggestion... and flicking through his collected short stories reminded me of a few tales I'd forgotten... but not this one...
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland