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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (65.249.16.---)
Date: June 25, 2007 11:30PM

Dittos for the ditty.

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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 26, 2007 02:26AM

Hmm. A glitch in the matrix...

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: June 26, 2007 08:44AM

Am I STILL a warthog *existential angst*

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 26, 2007 08:51AM

xmorpheus Wrote:
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> Am I STILL a warthog *existential angst*

Only you (or an avid plane spotter) can tell

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (162.78.70.---)
Date: June 27, 2007 03:40PM

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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (162.78.70.---)
Date: June 27, 2007 03:43PM

Speaking of tusked mammals, I was walking through the forest t'other day when attacked by an orc. It was rather sad, because I had my Woodsman's Pal* with me and he had only a puny little spear. Anyone for steak, by the way?

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: June 27, 2007 04:56PM

Thank you to the people who enjoyed the song.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (162.78.70.---)
Date: June 29, 2007 08:14PM

Cheese!



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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (---.madagascar.yoafrica.com)
Date: June 30, 2007 04:24PM

That song... holding out for a haggis is really awesome... well done.

Hmmm... how many tusked mammals are there out there? //does research.

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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.res.east.verizon.net)
Date: July 06, 2007 10:51PM

Yeah. You made me want haggis. Even though I'm a man-size walking carrot.

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 07, 2007 11:56AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Haggis pie!
(It is very tasty - honest!)

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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (---.madagascar.yoafrica.com)
Date: July 07, 2007 07:46PM

Never tried it.... would like to at some stage.

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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.isnet.net)
Date: July 07, 2007 08:01PM

I will pass. Heart, liver and lungs of a sheep boiled in its own stomach? Nah....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
Date: July 07, 2007 09:04PM

I am a Jackalope!

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: July 07, 2007 11:12PM

I love the Jackalope short film!

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 08, 2007 09:49AM

You must post a picture. Is the tusked jackalope common where you live, Grammarsite?

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Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.239.130.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: July 08, 2007 08:12PM

I think the tusked jackalopes are the prehistoric ancestors of the modern version?

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: July 09, 2007 09:20AM

Fine, in that case, I'm a Basselope!

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: July 11, 2007 11:43AM

Surely that's a fish with antlers?

Or just a jackelope who plays the bassoon.

Re: What tusked mammal are you?
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: July 11, 2007 12:00PM

Barefoot Andy Wrote:
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> Surely that's a fish with antlers?
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> Or just a jackelope who plays the bassoon.

Guess again.......

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