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Speaking of tusked mammals, I was walking through the forest t'other day when attacked by an orc. It was rather sad, because I had my Woodsman's Pal* with me and he had only a puny little spear. Anyone for steak, by the way?
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
I will pass. Heart, liver and lungs of a sheep boiled in its own stomach? Nah....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Barefoot Andy Wrote:
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> Surely that's a fish with antlers?
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> Or just a jackelope who plays the bassoon.