nooo, I don't think I'm gonna give up my butch men. You'll just have to wait and get your own nemades. :)

Martin, I think I know. Read it carefully. Aheew.


The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism.

<Right. OY LOVES THE BLOODY POPE!!>

The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me.

<*sniffs barnyard* Stupid bourgeois goats.>

"Garbage bins would be seventh with ivy to hold your face under a stone."

Tis definitely a curious site!

We could share the butch men??

"May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill."


I can't tell if that's pornographic, or if it means that he/she/it thinks my earlobes are overly long.

I hate to melt the local Chicken of Happiness, but I got the same compliment a few times. I don't think this is a 'generator' so much as a database of compliments invented by one guy. Ha! :)

Maybe we have similar earlobes?

Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts.

thought I'ed post another.

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.



hey, Kitty, I see what you mean! ;D

now for fun: [wordsmith.org]

before:

You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.

After:

A Ed Thirteenth Pushily Tumor Wow A Feeler Whitish Linty Ovum Too Spaciness Sting.

fun with links...

I see your loves in cloves

became

Us Loosely Recieves Vino

And, as we already knew, Fforde Forum is fed off rumor.

"Cretins and vermin cannot compare with the depths of your cousins." Hmmm.
"Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright."

And "Fforde Forum is fed off rumor." anagrammed is:
Differed Off From Forum Ours
Foredoomed Riff Ruff For Sum
Deformed Riff Ruff Four Moos

I can see my afternoon drifting away in a puff of hitting F5 on the compliment generator...

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Beware of the flying giraffes.