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Re: I'm New!
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.232.24.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: July 27, 2007 04:33PM

Would you like some coffee? :->
Welcome!



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Re: I'm New!
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: July 28, 2007 06:25PM

Butter is usually allowed Skids. Unless you meant vegans?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 29, 2007 08:42AM

Do you mean it is not made from rendering down a cow/sheep/goat? :-)

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: July 31, 2007 07:55AM

I'm new too, I'll have the air!
P.s. My name is Eve

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: July 31, 2007 12:47PM

<jumps up and down like an eejit>

Evil! Over here! Avoid the pie, it's a TRAAAAAAAAAA...

(cue explosion)

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: July 31, 2007 02:12PM

Pie? Traps?

You mean, like gigantic mince pies that roll down corridors after you when you escape with our icecream?

Exploding pie traps aren't really used around here: we hate cleaning superheated pastry off the walls.

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Turn the silliness to eleven!

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 31, 2007 06:25PM

Pie traps are a bit like loading cannons with clam shells and turning your target into chowder............

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Re: I'm New!
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.238.0.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: July 31, 2007 07:55PM

Hi Eve!
<hands Eve a towel to cleanse herself after the pie explosion>

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: RookeeAlding (68.208.65.---)
Date: July 31, 2007 09:54PM

Hi, new people. I'm Rookee, I hang around and read mostly..I usually disapear for long periods of time, but I always come back.

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by the way...I've been convicted of Gramatical Homicide, and charged 18 years to life, so don't bother telling me about all the spelling mistakes. It's already on my record.

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.rivernet.com.au)
Date: August 01, 2007 01:41PM

Towels Are good. Did you know they contain food?
Apparently you can survive anything with a towel.
Oh no! You knew me by my true name (Evil)
Seh! I once was evil.....
Cheers

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: August 01, 2007 03:28PM

Maybe not anything. I mean, nuclear holocaust would still be a pain...

Unless you can use it to flag a lift from some passing vogons.

Re: I'm New!
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 02, 2007 09:07AM

Well, you could hide under it and save yourself some anguish....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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