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Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 03, 2007 02:52PM

But really what can't mean something naughty if you want it to.

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.vicdir.schools.net.au)
Date: September 04, 2007 03:33AM

Mmmmmm yes...

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.131.---)
Date: September 04, 2007 12:27PM

What *can't* sound naughty?

statistics.

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: September 04, 2007 12:59PM

"Statistics" ......... Phwoar! Oo, er, missus!

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 04, 2007 01:35PM

"Will you look at the statistics on her!"

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: September 05, 2007 01:19AM

Well, it's still not working for me, lol.

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: robert (61.88.131.---)
Date: September 05, 2007 03:08AM

"Show us yer stats."

"How'd you like a kick in the statisticals?"

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Zuki-pah (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: September 05, 2007 01:19PM

<shocked> Oh dear! Sir Robert, that's a bit saucy for a family fforum don't you think?

Didn't the MythBusters do something about the Hindenburg disaster? I think I saw ads but sadly missed the show.


'Who looks after the animals?'

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: September 05, 2007 04:34PM

<ponders whether "Oh the humanity!" could be made to sound naughty.>

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: September 05, 2007 04:38PM

Well, imagine using Humanity as a euphemism for a body part, "Oh, the humanity" is to be said when finding a particularly attractive humanity.

Perhaps "humanity", as humans have them and angels don't?

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: September 06, 2007 02:39AM

That guy has got some seriously humane stats...

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.107.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 12:55PM

alright then, how about "Down-sizing" or "strategize"?

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: September 06, 2007 01:00PM

Down-sizing is the last thing that comes into my mind when I look into your strategize, babe!

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: September 07, 2007 11:20AM

Yummy Wrote:
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> It's often strange to me how sometimes the world
> of Thursday Next intrudes upon our own. :)

Yep. First, 'Name that kidney' on Danish TV. Now, Human-animal chimaerae in the news. Next ...

Re: Airships Due to Return!
Posted by: OC Not (68.121.255.---)
Date: September 08, 2007 01:14AM

Hey baby, let's get Nextian!

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