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Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.198.247.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: August 08, 2007 01:06AM

OK. Now, I'm stumped. I can put my head around a deep-fried candybar, but a drink?

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: RookeeAlding (---.hsd1.sc.comcast.net)
Date: August 08, 2007 01:29AM

Our local news actually did a story on it. As far as I can remember they squirt the drink right into the oil, after a second or so scoop it back out put it into a cup and sprinkle it with sugar.

I've haven't tried it mind you, but I think maybe they're trying too hard.

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: August 08, 2007 05:00AM

Sounds like turning syrup into toffee.

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 08, 2007 07:29AM

int main(){
if(Deep-fried ice-cream == Yummy){
std::cout << "Yes";
}
else{
std::cout << "Yes";
}
}

I think I have been coding too much....

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: August 08, 2007 08:46AM

Deep fried coca cola. Okkkkkkkkk.......

Now you just know that was the result of a very very drunken night.

*hic* lads...ladSH!!!!! You...know....youknowwhat? I reckon I could deep fry this......*snore*......Eh?! Wassat?? I reckon I could deep fry this drink....

<intervention from someone slighly less wasted - NOT the Jack Daniels pal. Here - try the coke>

They actually used to have an advertising campaign in Scotland. "Don't drink and Fry". Honestly.

Scotland - the country that brought you the deep fried pizza.........

Just a random thought - what about refried beans? Does that mean they've taken something that was already deep fried and fried it again?

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.233.146.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: August 08, 2007 04:36PM

I think you're right. Alcohol had to have been involved in the invention. Was it involved when deciding to market it?

"Dude! <*hic*> Tha' was soooooo cool! I din' think youcould do that. [a tenner exchanges hands] Wha's it taste like? Thas not bad! ... Dude! Ya think you could sell this? I would *so* buy this. Wha you think?"

As for refried beans, I looked it up on Food Network:

Definition: [free-HOH-lehs reh-FREE-tohs] This popular Mexican specialty consists of cooked red beans or pinto beans that are mashed, then fried, often in melted lard. Refried beans are sold canned in most supermarkets. The term frijoles refritos translates as "refried beans."


--Copyright (c) 1995 by Barron's Educational Series, from The New Food Lover's Companion, Second Edition, by Sharon Tyler Herbst


....mmm...melted lard...

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: OC Not (68.121.255.---)
Date: August 08, 2007 11:26PM

'Don't drink & Fry'

I love it. I am telling my dad that the next time he wants to make me something at 2 in the morning.

<not that this happens at ALL our family gatherings...um...yes we are of Irish descent...um...yes we did have a wake for Tommy Makem over the weekend...>

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: August 09, 2007 12:19AM

An amusing section in Roddy Doyle's "The Van" recounts the (accidental) battering, deep frying, and subsequent sale, of the baby's (err, 'used') disposable nappy* instead of the intended piece of fish.

The baby was already nick-named 'The Snapper' before the incident and Doyle, unforgivably in my opinion, resists any attempt at the obvious puns available.

*diaper, to US fforumites

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: August 09, 2007 08:48AM

[OT]
OC Not Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
<not that this happens at ALL our family gatherings...um...yes we are of Irish descent...um...yes we did have a wake for Tommy Makem over the weekend...>


You're related to Tommy Makem?
[/OT]


I notice no-one has commented yet on the horror that is deep fried pizza......

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.adsl.izrsolutions.com)
Date: August 09, 2007 09:30AM

That would be because I am scarred for life by the memory of deep fried pizza. ;-)

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: August 09, 2007 09:34AM

is it your tongue that's scarred? I burned my tongue.....

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.adsl.izrsolutions.com)
Date: August 09, 2007 11:15AM

Tongue and mind, I think.

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: August 09, 2007 11:24AM

Don't know about scars on my tongue and mind, but I do have some scratches on my tongue and groove ........ need to get a joiner in, I think.

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: August 09, 2007 11:39AM

Will the Avalanches and Issac Hayes do?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/09/2007 02:25PM by Bonzai Kitten.

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: August 09, 2007 11:48AM

I can almost feel myself boogeying on down and grooving on back up again already!

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 09, 2007 07:47PM

Never had fried pizza.

But one of the normal sort is on its way. :D

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: OC Not (68.121.255.---)
Date: August 09, 2007 08:22PM

hey xmorph no, no relation. we're just irish (american) catholics, so i've heard the music all my life. could sing 'brennan on the moor' by age 3 or thereabouts...

i can't believe anyone would find it necessary to fry a perfectly good pizza...

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: Mooxico (---.240.141.155.Dial1.Phoenix1.Level3.net)
Date: August 09, 2007 09:22PM

What do the pizza fryers have against people having roofs to their mouths?

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: August 10, 2007 12:16AM

Thucking Pithstathio nuths doth funny thingth to the thip of my thongue.

Re: Just Checking In...
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: August 10, 2007 08:38AM

[ot] ah ok - well I'm Irish and live in Ireland. Generally we only have wakes for people we actually know but whatever works for you[/ot]

As for deep fried mars bars, has anyone ever had one? We generally get to Glasgow a couple of times a year to see the in-laws and there's always a "chip shop" pilgrimage and I have yet to ever see one on the list.

I know they used to have them but I'm starting to think they're extinct! Allegedly there's a chipper in Dunblane that does them - along with deep fried alligator.........can anyone confirm?

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