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Or perhaps my favorite (Internet addicts might possibly benefit from the first line):
Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is the best.
Poor Frank was getting questions about his kids' names all the time.
"I think they're nice names. They're phonetically more pleasant than a lot of those we consider traditional. For instance, consider the beauty of 'Ralph.'"
In the '80s, he told a talk-show host, "It doesn't really matter what their first names are. It's the last name that's going to get them in trouble."