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Posted by: Shakespeare (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: August 24, 2007 06:07PM

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Re: Frank Zappa quotes
Posted by: Chris (---.ccc.de)
Date: August 24, 2007 10:45PM

4. When asked about the religious view that equates sex with evil:

"Well, consider the Kama Sutra. How many people have died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? WHO WINS?"

5. From Roxy & Elsewhere:

"Jazz is not dead. It just smells funny."

Re: Frank Zappa quotes
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.132.---)
Date: August 25, 2007 03:47AM

6. (On intelligence)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

7. On Rock Journalism (One for Chris here, really ;) )

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

8. On Drugs

Don't do speed. Speed turns you into your parents.

Re: Frank Zappa quotes
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.vicdir.schools.net.au)
Date: August 27, 2007 05:44AM

Baby Snakes!

Re: Frank Zappa quotes
Posted by: Chris (---.xmission.com)
Date: August 27, 2007 06:17PM

Or perhaps my favorite (Internet addicts might possibly benefit from the first line):

Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is the best.

Re: Frank Zappa quotes
Posted by: Zuki-pah (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: September 06, 2007 11:43AM

There was a question about Moon Unit and Dweezil on ABC Radio's Norman tonight.


<wanders off mumbling "Norman ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Norman...">


'Who looks after the animals?'

Re: Frank Zappa quotes
Posted by: Chris (---.upc-h.chello.nl)
Date: September 06, 2007 06:00PM

Poor Frank was getting questions about his kids' names all the time.

"I think they're nice names. They're phonetically more pleasant than a lot of those we consider traditional. For instance, consider the beauty of 'Ralph.'"

In the '80s, he told a talk-show host, "It doesn't really matter what their first names are. It's the last name that's going to get them in trouble."



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