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One of my boyfriend's friends has a lovely dog called Jasper. Sorry, that is all I can think of apart from the fictional character called Jasper in a Wizard of Earthsea
You can click this for a picture of a man with a dog growing out of his stomach a la "Alien", while having his tackle adjusted at Wee Jasper.
[www.visitweejasper.com.au]
The International Wind-Breaking Association has no rule which prohibits the eating of dogs (and beans have always been quite legal). I'm pretty sure though, that most civilised countries have laws which would restrict the eating of live dogs.
The photo, above, is notable in that it shows the chap's intestines spread all around him, suggesting that this is, in fact, a dog implant - and the IWBA has had specific rules outlawing implants ever since The Norwegian Hammond Organ Imbroglio of 1962.
I don't know if Jasper Pääkkönen (Finnish actor) would be found eating a Jasper tomato in Jasper National Park, but if he ever finds himself in Plymouth, U.K. he could get a bite to eat at Cap'n Jaspers.............
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