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Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 15, 2008 12:14PM

<approaches childs seesaw and plans for acme trebuchet>

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 15, 2008 12:35PM

<ponders military applications of swings>

<plans unique slingshot effect>

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 15, 2008 12:50PM

<Famous crossword clue; (9,3), successfully ducks slingshot>

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 15, 2008 03:32PM

*offers compleate mis as solution*

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 17, 2008 08:47AM

Tally ho, well done! Pip pip!

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 17, 2008 09:37AM

Really famous crossword clue - I think it won Best Times Crossword Clue Ever, though, on reflection, I think that may have been 20 years ago....

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-129.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 17, 2008 11:56PM

Hamlet, the smoking room

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Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 18, 2008 12:08PM

Well, what do I have filled in already?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 19, 2008 04:07AM

You have:

1) the cess pit

2) the application form to become a paid chocolate tester

2a) your order for armour plating to protect yourself from BK when she learns that they are taking applications for aforementioned position of chocolate tester.


][Edited due to incidence of sporadic character organisation occurring, and liking of square brackets][][][][] etc



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Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.range86-132.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 19, 2008 07:10AM

Martin, make sure you've been certified as non-allergic to cocoa or intolerant to dairy.

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 19, 2008 10:04AM

chocolate bar?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 20, 2008 11:03AM

Bizarre loch boat race.

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: October 21, 2008 08:40AM

Dastardly attempts to steal my chocolate testing dreams.

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 21, 2008 12:47PM

Sorry - thought it was chocolate teasing.

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 21, 2008 08:52PM

If I should ever take up chocolate manufacturing for a career, I'll make you all chocolate testers!

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 22, 2008 04:20AM

Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!


...oh, my pardon, I thought you wroye 'chocolate testes'.


What a balls up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 22, 2008 05:40AM

Ha! I know you too well to misspell a word like that, young man!

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: October 22, 2008 02:16PM

If someone bans chocolate <heaven forbid> would that make it a chocolate bar?

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.126.73.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: October 22, 2008 02:25PM

What if they put a block on it?

Re: Hamlet 2
Posted by: steeljam (---.range86-137.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 23, 2008 03:03PM

It seems to me that the modern generation would welcome a shortened version.
"Hamlet: In a Nutshell"

The banned version "Hamlet: the Smoking Years"

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and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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