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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: October 03, 2007 06:18AM

With scrambled egg thank you!

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: October 03, 2007 06:31AM

Well I just checked the born-on date, and I think they might be off. But you never know til you open them up!

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: October 03, 2007 06:33AM

Heheh born-on, sounds like it would be crime to eat them then.
I'll have something else then...
Cheers!

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 03, 2007 09:32AM

OC Not Wrote:
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> Well I just checked the born-on date, and I think
> they might be off. But you never know til you
> open them up!

Top Tip Time!
Place the egg into a bowl (or cup) of cold water. If the egg stays at the bottom it's still fresh. If it floats up it has gone off.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 03, 2007 01:12PM

Slightly side tracked, but does you rtoast come with an 'eat by' date?

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.128.---)
Date: October 03, 2007 02:01PM

so that you grow to the proper size, and don't end up cluttering some poor white rabbit's house.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: OC Not (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date: October 05, 2007 04:12AM

Cooks, thanks for the Tip. Yea, I learned something today!

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 05, 2007 09:53AM

Do it work? (I do not need to cook...)

I can see why it would float, since there is an excess of H2S. (Most unfortunate)

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
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Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 05, 2007 10:35AM

Far too scientific for me Martin! :-) I don't know what processes the inside of the egg goes through to cause it too float when it goes off, but yes, it does work.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.108.---)
Date: October 05, 2007 02:59PM

It's a build up of gas as the egg decomposes- That's why it smells bad too.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: October 05, 2007 03:20PM

Oh dear. I'll have to go into know-it-better-mode again.

Long before eggs go seriously off, they simply dry out. As water from the egg-white evaporates through the shell, the air bubble at the bottom gets larger. Result: the buoyancy rises, and the egg floats up.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.108.---)
Date: October 05, 2007 03:43PM

Near enough, lol.

I shake eggs to see if they are off. If I can feel movement, into the compost it goes!

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: October 05, 2007 04:06PM

BK - most people wait until they've cracked the egg into the pan before they scramble them! :-)

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: October 07, 2007 06:08AM

Another way of gauging the elderlyness of egg is to observe if there are tiny translucentish speckles, shows up best on pale eggs. It is hard to describe, but you know they are at least 3-4 weeks old if they get to that stage.

Any questions on chook behaviour, I can help! I used to want to be one you know (as a small girl)

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.130.---)
Date: October 07, 2007 02:37PM

Explains a lot :P

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.its.monash.edu.au)
Date: October 08, 2007 05:19AM

I know ^_^ I believe I was a bird in a past life

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 08, 2007 07:52AM

Zambezi Bushbaby was I cat. I know it.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: OC Not (---.238.61.41.ptr.us.xo.net)
Date: October 08, 2007 06:16PM

I think my boss was an invertebrate. He hasn't changed much. (Sorry, it's Monday morning...)

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.133.---)
Date: October 10, 2007 12:12PM

I think my ex was a paramecium.

Re: The Secret Life of Toast
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: October 12, 2007 06:48PM

Are parameciums the ones that jump from aircraft?

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