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Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 24, 2008 09:47AM

What the Ring of Fire? Hehe, I like chilies (not the band though).

Airtight would be useful should you ever move to Atlantis Egon!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 24, 2008 10:00AM

Wouldn't it be really dangerous to go underwater with an airtight head?

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 24, 2008 10:16AM

I am not sure, we could trial it I suppose!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 24, 2008 04:04PM

Hmm. Trials. I fear I am not brave enough. Perhaps we should seal up Kitten and trial her instead?

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: July 25, 2008 01:58AM

No! Don't do that!

We could be rendered something or other as the strains of 'I'd like to be under the sea, in an .........'aaaaarrrrgggghhhhh....................

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.130.---)
Date: July 25, 2008 12:47PM

<Adds Egon to the list>

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.sns.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 25, 2008 06:11PM

<reminds Kitten that he is already on the list>

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: July 25, 2008 11:39PM

Is this a nice list to be on?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.sns.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 26, 2008 11:10AM

Well, nothing's happened yet, although the surveilance from the building next door is starting to get unnerving.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.131.---)
Date: July 26, 2008 11:21PM

<Smiles sweetly>

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.sns.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 27, 2008 06:12AM

<Becomes enraptured>

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 27, 2008 06:12AM

ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: July 27, 2008 07:54AM

<does quick return to thread topic>

<asks if anyone has cure for "God Bless The Child" other than suicide>

<plays 'Land of Smiles" very very very loudly to override GBTC versions erupting in cranium>

<looks for chocolate>

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.sns.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 27, 2008 07:57AM

Try reading 'The Trial' by Kafka on a minaret, with a donkey.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.106.---)
Date: July 27, 2008 01:33PM

The only known cure is listening to the entire score of Sweeny Todd. Preferably while giving me chocolate, and listening to me rave about Johnny Depp.

(Guess who's been dvd shopping!)

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: July 27, 2008 05:50PM

Dunno. Whom?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.50.177.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: July 28, 2008 10:04AM

Is it me?

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Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 28, 2008 10:16AM

Is it Ethel Merman?

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Stina (---.wfd86b.dsl.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2008 01:41AM

Try Greendays Time of my Life for the most annying song ever, its played every time anything finishes i.e college/uni course holiday!! I'm considering putting a screwdriver in my ear!



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Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: July 29, 2008 05:23AM

Have tried screwdriver in ear trick.

it keeps driubbling** out and the alcohol loosens the earwax. Not nice.

tried reading Hansard**** from Menzies era. Didn't work.



** driubbling: mixture of dribbling and bubbling - not nice to experience if sane.

****Hansard: goodnight fairy stories for lawyers and trade unionists with delusions of grandeur.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 07/29/2008 05:25AM by bunyip.

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