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Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 29, 2008 10:23AM

Welcome Stina! Someone will point out the pies when they arrive.

I think the only cure for this ear worm condition may be total immersion. We should compile a list of all the danger tunes mentioned so far, program them into an isolation tank's sound system and lock the patients up inside.

Extreme? Darn right!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.40.190.128.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2008 11:23AM

Hi Stina! Here are the pies: sweet to the left and savoury to the other left.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Stina (---.wfd74b.dsl.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2008 02:31PM

Thanks, now I don't have to join someform of support group just to be fed.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.105.---)
Date: July 30, 2008 02:11PM

No, that's not the most annoying song... The most annoying is by Peter Andre.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: July 30, 2008 02:17PM

I had Gary Numan's Cars song a while back, however as it was played on The Mighty Boosh, I like it ^_^

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: July 31, 2008 03:10PM

I think one of the pies just moved.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: August 01, 2008 04:21AM

Will the telekineticists stop larking about.

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Stina (---.lns6-c7.dsl.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 02, 2008 02:39PM

Maby it's an ifestaion of giant pie loving ants?

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 02, 2008 05:52PM

maybe the steak is a bit rare even for me?

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 02, 2008 05:54PM

is it going moo when you stick a fork in it?

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 02, 2008 05:56PM

No, that's how I like it: having been took for a brisk walk through a warm kitchen, but able to move a pie after baking????!!?

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: August 03, 2008 02:39AM

I nhave had pies that moved me after I had eaten them.


{harks back to pre generation w,x,y,z era_ Hawkesbury freeway -on a trip back from Mt Wingham - three of us and dog. Bought 4 pies, bipeds ate theirs, dog sniffed pie and promptly widdled on it.

Lesson: If buying pies from unknown sources get them dog scanned before eating.]

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: August 04, 2008 07:10AM

So you got a lab report?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.sns.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: August 04, 2008 08:15AM

I can't work out if that was a dog pun or not. It shall plague me on the train for hours.

Bad Martin. Sit!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.9.239.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2008 01:55PM

Plague Dogs? Nowhere near as funny as Watership Down.

(And I avoided hounding you about trying to start a dog pun link)

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: August 04, 2008 02:44PM

And to think I almost wagged this thread..

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.9.239.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2008 02:53PM

You must have a tail to tell

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: August 04, 2008 05:07PM

Watership Down. You've seen the film, you've read the book - now eat the pie!

Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 04, 2008 05:20PM

And play the role play game

[llbbl.com]

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Re: Ear Worm Exorcism
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: August 06, 2008 03:35AM

will you all stop rabbitting on!

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