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There's a Dali-esque picnic bench in Llanelli. It's naturally just... abstract. Based on two minutes brief research, Rothko seems abstract indeed. Good though, when it's not just rectangles, cough cough.
"'Please shoot the other leg'? That's just not funny, Ray."
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What do you get if you contour integrate around western Europe?
Zero: There are no poles in Western Europe*
*Actually, there are some poles, but they're removable.
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That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
You know, someone someday is going to write a fantastic thesis about the possible conjunction of Jasper and Math Majors. I will step up right now and say I won't understand the half of it...
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
I think it's an effect of using the name Mycroft. Sherlock Holmes is a very addictive drug to some Maths people, and any connection is seized upon with a passion.
OR There's a hidden message coded into the numerical values of the letters in each Fforde title, feeding us hidden instructions and subliminal messages.
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'The band... it was the speckled band...'
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Yes, let us use crazy multiples that do not allow one to use fingers very well....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
It works though! Six times two handsworth of fingers.
Better than silly twelves. :P
You all just lost.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland