If they have infinitely many legs, then how do they smell?

depends on how long it's been since they changed their socks.

It would ill behoove them not to!

Could you get to your main (sic) point?

My main point? I'm only serious when it rains.

But they can never change their socks.

Since they have an infinite amount of them. I wonder if this is where socks go missing to....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

>Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
>Date: February 17, 2008 04:54PM

>Could you get to your main (sic) point?

Don't be daft, this is the fforum!

Is Kitten missing the really weak horse puns?

Nope. just adding music to the mix... [www.dragonlance.us]

"Don't be daft, this is the fforum!"

Isn't that in itself a bit of a contradiction?

Nothing is contradiction, just a grand application of Schrodinger's Cat on a macrocosmic scale. Hence the 200 foot twinkie.



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<A breeze blows some dust across the barren Arizona plains>

"Train whistle blowing, makes a sleepy noise. Underneath their blankets, go all the girls and boys..."

Pie, anyone?

Do you have lime and loganberry?

No - but the steak & kidney is almost the same.

Is it? Really? I'm sorry, but I have a hard time imagining such a dish. I think it's the word 'kidney' that throws me off the bandwagon.

Have all the pies been kosher-tested? I'd hate to eat non-kosher apple.

Skids? Is the apple and kidney pie kosher?

What's that wrapped in the gold foil, next to the apple tarts?