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My uncle was afflicted by those.
He'd hold a thumb over one nostril and go "Phnaag"! to one side, jerking his head violently at the same time.
I learned from an early age to scramble away whenever he lifted his hand anywhere near his face and still involuntarily jump sideways or backwards whenever anyone scratches their nose.
Does the chorus go: Ruby ruby ruby! do ya do ya do ya do it to me! or something to that effect. Was played a lot on Triple J last year, when I was actually able to listen to a radio.
The song I remembered is actually named 'Ruby Baby', by Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller. Lyrics thus:
I got a girl and ruby is her name
She don't love me, but I love her just the same
Ruby baby how I want you
Like a ghost I'm gonna haunt you
Ruby baby when will you be mine
Each time I see you baby my heart cries
I'm gonna steal you away from all those guys
From the sunny day I met you
Made a bet that I would get you
Ruby baby when will you be mine
I got a girl and ruby is her name
Id give the world just to set her heart aflame
Got some lovin money too
Gonna give it all to you
Ruby baby when will you be mine
Sung by the Drifters originally In 1956, then made a hit by Dion (di Mucci) in 1963.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland