What is 'Emo Oil'?

Now, if it were oil from a totally squashed 'Elmo' I could applaud.

I hate Elmo !!!!!!!!! Nearly as much as I hate that bloody show on the idiot box of 'Everyone Loves Dickhead" or whatever it is called. Oil of ray romano would also appeal to me. I would feed it to an emu or a camel and then shoot the poor animal.

Apart from this I feel quite well and the headaches are minimal.

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I didn't bother reading it but the top picture shows the Emo Distributer and in the second one he seems to be talking to a couple of young fellas who want to be emo'd (ie., pre-oiling).

Emo oil... That's not gonna stop the hinges whining. But I agree about Elmo completely.

I read the blurb - it's about using oil for home heating > Is there a rebate or tax cut or something for oil used for domestic purposes in the YUK? I remember 30 years ago in Kanbra people stopped using oil for heating when it began to cost $1 a gallon (4.5 litres). So what price do they effectively pay now?

Actually those two vertically underenhanced individuals are from the Health and Safety Inspectorate.

bunyip Wrote:
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> What is 'Emo Oil'?
>
> Now, if it were oil from a totally squashed 'Elmo'
> I could applaud.
>
> I hate Elmo !!!!!!!!! Nearly as much as I hate
> that bloody show on the idiot box of 'Everyone
> Loves Dickhead" or whatever it is called. Oil of
> ray romano would also appeal to me. I would feed
> it to an emu or a camel and then shoot the poor
> animal.
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Don't they already make romano cheese?

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Good point! <wonders what else could be turned into oil.......>

It's a bit like Locust Beans.

What had they bean before they became locusts?

Do they grow into Locust Beanstalks if you throw them out the window? And what's at the top? A giant locust?

If you eat the right sort of locust you could probably see....

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Bib: " <wonders what else could be turned into oil.......>"

Oil of Olay is made from bullfighters. Sewing machine oil is a good way of recycling old Singers and, of course, baby oil speaks for itself.

Snake oil. Never, for one moment, did I ever think it was actually distilled from ...
Now I'm really rattled.

bunyip Wrote:
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> Perhaps we could contact Nigella Lawson and Maeve
> O'Meara and ask them for their best oiled emu
> recipes.
>

Nigella tends to be well oiled before she even starts.



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Ah, plate of the day.

Skinned Nigella, basted in oil, garnished with flakes of parsley, and served with chips. Tomato sauce optional.

Now I'd like to see that on Food Safari in a program.

My personal choice would be something involving Johnny Depp and chocolate.

<Mutter mutter Johnny Depp stab voodoo doll OW!>

Deep-fried Johnny Depp?

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Depp fried Johnny! Served with hot chocolate, like the South American breakfast.

Sorry . It's just come to mind that the appeal of that is how fondue are of johnny.

No comment...

That was terrible. Well done. :D

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"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
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