Hi guys i haven't been here in ages i'm glad to see so many old faces and new ones This is a pun game i've been making up at work ( i do a lot of not working it appears) it came from the name of a book i saw of real life names of people that were puns themselves; the book called Bertha Vernation I thought it was a hoot so i started making up my own I'll give some examples here see how many you guys can make.
The only rule is that we should be able to make sense of the pun intended and that it could be a possible name of someone, but if it makes a laugh or at least a giggle it should pass muster Below is some of the better ones i have heard and i made up.

You could for extra credit give them an occupation that suits the name

My List

Con D Mints
Jay Walker
June Whether
Wanda Over
Art Grant
Miles Togo
Jack Schitt
Hugh Coward
Noah Sark
Stan Dupp
Peter File
Ben Dover
Karin Maintenance
Kit Holmes
Joe Kerr


and the ever popular
Robin Banks and
Sue Ridge


See how hugo with it

I have tons more

Glad to be back

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

Further names i have thought of



Ewan Payne
Anne D Craft
Hugo Back
Nicole Anne Dime
Dee Clyne

Lauren Nauder

This sounds like the "staff" at the Car Talk radio show. If one were to visit www.cartalk.com, one might search about for the list of staff members. It is quite a long list. I attempted to add a few of my own just last week. Such as...

Rhonda Conner and Donna Street

Carrie Anne Regardless

Tess Tosterone

I don't know if they were accepted. I'll have to check.

This parallels the book /song titles with the appropriate names, such as:

Naughty Schoolboy by Ben Dover
Broken Window by Eva Brick
Murder in the Cow Shed by Ooo Flung Dung
Cat's Revenge by Claude Balls
Baby's Revenge by Nora Titov
The Russian Runner by Ivan Pisanov

I got a list of them somewhere, so look out for if I find them you could be reading for some time.

further on book titles i remember a few as a kid
Running To The Toliet by Willie Makeit
Illustrated by Betty Wont
Yellow River by I P Daily

Tess Tickle
Helen Back
Helen Highwater

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That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

All this reminds me of a real-life example of funny names: two mathematicians, Steven Zucker and David Cox, wrote a paper together in which they proved the Cox-Zucker Theorem.

Wasn't there a song called "HELEN WHEELS"?

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Amanda Huginkiss (thanks to Bart Simpson)

"My Most Embarrassing Moment" by Lucy Lastic

Lol on those
I guess we can also look at the song April Showers
and actress Mini Driver She has a sense of humour that one wanting to name her kid Pile or golf
How about these we worked on at work
Andy Capped
Kay Oh
Ewan Mee
Hugh Betcha
Art E Choke
and Issy Done
I am for now

Went to a party with a 'medical' theme this past weekend. At the door everyone had to pick a name from a list, and it was your name for the night (until your little sticker name tag fell off and got trampled on the dance floor).

I picked Jean Poole.

good one




here's some more


Nick Orf
Alisa House
Ray Ligon
R.U. Well
Onya Own
Rhys Urch

A Kit Kat is a Biscuit

Ooh I like Onya Own. I might adopt that for the Renaissance Faire next week.

Edited to add - Yes, I go to Renaissance Faires. In costume, what's more. Go ahead and chuckle...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/18/2008 08:42AM by OC Not.

chuckles

OC,

Be proud.

If you have such a faire in 16 days I would say 'May the fourth be with you'.

Remember, according to the old song: it ain't what you do it's the way that you do it.

Unfortunately for you lot I found this.

Canonical List of Punny Book Titles

Compiled By: Harold Reynolds (harold@atm.dal.ca)
Web Page Maintained By: Derek Cashman (cashman@infi.net) Below
are listed a large number of book title puns, sorted according to
author's last name. Please send suggestions to the above
address. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to,
IMHO, "improve" them, but all submissions will be duly credited.
Please try to keep them relatively "clean"--"Mystery in the
Barnyard" by Hu Flung Dung is about as far as I'm willing to go.
This list will be posted at irregular intervals, approximately
monthly, depending on the number of new submissions I get.

Feel free to inflict the list on your friends, but like others, I
like to be credited for the work I did to assemble this list.

Many thanks to John Gregory, who provided more than half of the
entries from his collection of related puns.

The Pun Reference Library: Last Updated: 12-12-1993


In Farmer MacGregor's Garden: Peter Abbott*
Computer Memories: Meg Abight(7)
The Truancy Problem: Marcus Absent*
I Love Bullfighting: Matt Adore*
Positive Reinforcement: Wade Ago*
How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize
Soda Pop History: Ginger Aile(a)
I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg
I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi
More for Your Money: Max Amize(3)
Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac
Gone Fishing: Rod Annette(8)
Held Hostage by Italian Terrorists!: Aldo Anything*
Cry Wolf: Al Armist(6)
The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff
Archery: Beau N. Arrow(b)
Beekeeping: A. P. Arry(6)
Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarms(l)
Nobel Prize Cannibals: Laurie Ate*
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters: Herb Avore*
Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
Banquet at McDonalds: Tommy Ayk*
The Beach Bully: Harry Ayp*
Cheating on His Wife: Izzy Backyet*
Mobile Homes: Winnie Bago(b)
Fortune Telling: Crystal Ball*
The Belle of Africa by Claude Balls
Armed Heists: Robin Banks
Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
Nuclear Explosives: Adam Baum(o)
Sea Birds: Al Batross(6)
Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer
Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
Neither a Borrower: Nora Lender Bee
Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets
Life Before The Civil War: Aunty Bellum*
Brane Surjery Maid Simpel: Sarah Bellum*
In the Arctic Ocean: Isa Berg
Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger(3)
We Take Credit Cards, But...: Cassius Better(I)
One Hundred Years Old: Abbie Birthday*
Songs For Children: Barbara Blacksheep*
Decorating your Mousehole: Minnie Blinds(l)
En Garde!: Drew Blood*
The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board(3)
Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob
Drafted!: Abel Boddeed*
How to Succeed in School: Rita Book(n)
Wind Instruments: Tom Bone
Good Steak!: T. Bone(8)
Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
Uninteresting Road Signs: Bill Bored
Unwanted Babies: Anna Bortion(8)
Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle*
The Peace Mission: Olive Branch*
Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath
Long Way Down: Rip Cord Broke(l)
Fistfights: Donny Brooke*
Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
Home Alone III, The Sequel: Annie Buddyhome*
Fixing Computer Programs: Dee Bugger*
Life Before Cars: Orson Buggy*
Bad Cow Jokes: Terry Bull(8)
Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion
Ex-Presidential Retreat: Kenny Bunkport*
Full Moon: Seymour Buns
Falling Trees: Tim Burr
Long Walk: Miss D. Bus(j)
Gardening With The Ex-President: Rose Bush*
Under the Bleachers: Seymour Butts(l)
The Pullman Sleeper: Bertha Buv*
A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
Say The Magic Word: Abby Cadabra*
How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes: Johnny Cake*
Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel
Star Spangled Barrio: Jose Canusee*
Gambling: Monty Carlos
Hertz, Don't It?: Lisa Carr*
I Need Insurance: Justin Case
Money Management: Owen Cash(o)
Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste
The Sweat Shop: Hiram @#$%&*
Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks*
Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
I Like Fish: Ann Chovie
Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
The Miracle Drug: Penny Cillin*
Life in Chicago: Wendy City
The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clear*
@#$%& than IBM: P.C. Clone(l)
You Wash, I'll Dry: Terry Cloth*
I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate(1)
The Greasy Spoon: Chris Coe*
Snakes of the World: Anna Conda
Housework: Dustin Cook(n)
The Great Escape: Freida Convict
Songbook: The Sterile Chinaman by Spade Cooley
Nuts about You!: Cy Cosis
Racketeering: Dennis Court
Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe
French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
Outdoor Cookery: Barbie Cue*
Circle Perimiter: Sir Cumference(h)
Pull Yourself Together!: Annette Curtain(f)
Trim Those Sideburns Too?: Buzz Cutt*
The Paper Route: Avery Daye*
Wish I'd Never Been Born: Rudy Daye*
Stunned Over Christmas: Holly Daze
Fastest Gun In The West: Everett DeReady*
Personal Best: Marco DeStinction*
Prepare To Meet Your Maker: Eva DeStruction*
A Boxing Cornerman's Story: Dawson DeTowel*
The Good Breakfast: Hammond Deggs*
Home of the Liberty Bell: Phil A. Delphia(l)
I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
Columbus, Vespucci, And Me: Enzo DiUrth*
Chirpin' and Jumpin': Katie Didd*
The Smorgasbord: Buffy Dinner*
Shaky Knees: Cliff Diver*
I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit
A Stuntman To The End: Kenny Doitt*
Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle(o)
Maritime Disasters: Andrea Doria
I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down
...And Shut Up!: Sid Downe*
Allegiance To The King: Neil Downe*
The Senior Prom: Spike Drink*
Robots: Anne Droid
We're All Flakes: Dan Druff*
My Life on Skid Row: Titus A. Drum*
College Athletics: Nancy Dubblelay*
Mystery in the Barnyard: Hu Flung Dung
Life As A Comic: Stan Dupp*
Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust*
Downpour!: Wayne Dwops
Head of Security: Barb Dwyer(9)
Keep Out!: Barb Dwyer*
I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth
Meals On Safari: Lionel Eecha*
Hiya Fella: Gladys Eeya*
Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Egan*
Southern California Waffles: Sandy Eggo*
It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
Round the World: Madge Ellen(7)
Guide To Mixology: Bart Ender*
Fish Story: Rod Enreel*
Interior Decorating: Curt Enrod*
What I Took: Irv Erginity*
The History Of Exxon: Phil Errup*
Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester
Defunct Nations: Sophie Etunion*
Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
Good Works: Ben Evolent(6)
Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe(a)
Swedish Perfumeries: Ole Factory(l)
You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette(b)
Explaining it Better: Clara Fie
Sofa so Good: Chester Field
Scandinavian Photography: Matt Finnish*
Parachuting: Hugo First
I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
The Perils Of Drug Addiction: Anita Fixx*
The French Chef: Sue Flay*
Pilgrim Settlers: May Flower*
Where to Put Your Money: Bill Fold(k)
Strong Winds: Gail Force*
West Coast Universities: Stan Ford*
Silly Rabbit: Trixie R. Forkids(l)
Get Out There!: Sally Forth
I'm Scared!: Emma Fraid*
Still Looking For My Heart: Sam Francisco*
Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples*
How To Beat A Murder Rap: Scott Free*
Overcoming Nervousness On Radio: Mike Fright*
The Chuck Berry Story: Judy Frudy*
What Makes Airplanes Go: Jeff Fuel*
It Won't Work!: Mel Function*
You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Funt
Fat Lady In The Sideshow: Ellie Funt*
Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
Nuclear Power Bafflement: Ken Fusion*
Rangers In The Night: Forrest Fyar*
It's Magic!: Sven Gali
Put'er There, Pal!: Greg Garious*
Self Denial Made Easy: Abner Gation*
Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
Pain Relief: Ann L. Gesick(6)
As Solid as...: Rocco Gibraltar(b)
Options Trading: June Gold*
Surprised!: Omar Gosh
Life Six Feet Under: Doug Graves*
Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
Car Repairs: Axel Grease*
It's Springtime!: Theresa Green*
Chicago Gangs Of The '30's: Tommy Gunn*
The Open Kimona by Seymore Haire
Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed(j)
Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
Volunteer's Guidebook: Linda Hand*
Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Tug of War: Paul Hard
I Love You!: Alma Hart
Battle Axes: Tom A. Hawk(a)
Repent At Leisure: Marion Hayste*
Kindergarten Kop II: Bea Hayve*
Acrophobia Explained: Alfredo Heights*
I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell
The Squeaking Gate: Rusty Hinges*
Woulda Been A Great Shortstop: Kent Hitt*
Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
Cab Calloway's Garden: Heidi Ho*
The Garden State: Ida Hoe*
How I Won The Marathon: Randy Hoelway*
House Construction: Bill Jerome Holme(6)
Laid Off!: Gwen Home*
Poetry in Baseball: Homer
Shoes For Farm And Ranch: Claude Hopper*
Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse
How to Cook a Steak: Porter House(n)
How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm*
Split Personalities: Jacqueline Hyde*
Preparing Leather: Tanya Hyde*
Cloning: Irma Dubble II
Unsolved Mysteries: N. Igma(5)
It's All In Your Head: Madge Ination*
Wind In The Maple Trees: Russell Ingleaves*
Neat Shirts: Preston Ironed
The Last Roundup: Brandon Irons*
Mardi Gras Time: Lou Isiana*
The Shrinking Society: Les Ismoor*
The Spiritual Life: Ned Itation(l)
Jewish Mysticism: Lev Itation(l)
Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
Don't Do Anything Rash: Jacques Itch*
Inflammation, Please!: Arthur Itis*
Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme*
Big Fart!: Hugh Jass
You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest
Unemployed: Anita Job(b)
Covered Walkways: R. Kade(6)
Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane(a)
Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Kant
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer*
My Life With Annette: Amos Kateer*
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky*
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd*
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King*
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
Better Mental Health: Cy Kosis*
Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh*
If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum(3)
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp*
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs(k)
Care For A Chop?: Marsha Larts*
Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic*
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn(b)
Manana: Stew Layt*
To be Honest: Frank Lee(a)
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg*
Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter*
Pentagon Press Release: Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies(l)
Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants(l)
Not a Guitar!: Amanda Lin(e)
Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard*
Bring to the Grocer's: R. List(2)
Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt(l)
Joys of Cowardice: Lily Livard*
The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
Employment Handbook: Ernie Living*
How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock*
Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log
Rapunzel, Rapunzel!: Harris Long
I Win!: U. Lose
The Porn Queen: Mona Lott*
Feelings: Cara Lott*
Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
Boring Midwestern Cities: Cole Lumbus*
Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah*
Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
The Bog: Pete Maas*
The Music Of Sammy Davis Jr.: Candy Mann*
The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
Season Tickets: Oprah Maven(l)
Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
It's Unfair!: Y. Me
He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
The Criminals Of Watergate: Barton Mee*
I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier
Turkish Minerals: Asa Miner(l)
The Candy Store: Pepper Mintz*
Animal Scents: Farrah Mones*
Soak Your Ex-Husband: Ali Money(6)
The National Science Foundation: Grant Money*
I Wuz Robbed!: Alma Money*
Social Insecurity: Wilma Moneylast*
How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore(n)
Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway*
Flips and Tumbles: Jim Nastics(g)
Rusty Bedsprings: I.P. Nightly(m)
I'm an Atheist: Noel NoheaveN
The Hitchhiker: Juan Nalift*
The Big Wave: Sue Nami(c)
The Scent Of A Man: Jim Nasium*
French Cars: Myra Neault(k)
Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit*
East Coast Universities: Cora Nell(l)
Exploring The Dutch Frontier: Will Der Ness*
Back Row Of The Orchestra: Clara Nett*
My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse*
Harvesting Wild Plants: Dudley Nightshade*
Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze*
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt*
Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn(l)
Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal*
Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture*
Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye(k)
Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage: Kay O'Pectate*
The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty*
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen*
The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat*
Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor(l)
Indian/Italian Cuisine: Ravi Oley*
Go Away!: Ron Onhome*
Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn*
Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono*
Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya*
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
Come on in!: Doris Open
Crackdown: Lauren Order*
Nice Hotels: Mary Ott(i)
Danger!: Luke Out
Party On, Dude: Jill Out*
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo*
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms*
Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants*
The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee*
Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts(l)
Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz*
Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony(l)
Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher(k)
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion(2)
Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe*
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd*
Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
String Instruments: Viola Player
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player*
Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole*
The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports*
Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
House Plants: Clay Potts*
Just Say No: Will Power*
April Fool!: Sue Prize
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval*
Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite(l)
Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns(m)
Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows*
Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker*
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
Don't Tread On Me: Amanda B. Reckonwith*
Too Rough: Soren Redd*
Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight(1)
No: Kurt Reply*
Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco(6)
Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue*
Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia*
Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
Bad Investment: Les Riches(j)
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg*
What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast*
Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
Mexican/Italian Food: Pepe Roney*
Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari(m)
Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
The Empath: Ophelia Sadness*
Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties*
The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope*
Maritime Rules: Paula See(i)
The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember*
Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike*
Dull Razor: Nick Shaving*
Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw*
Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces*
May Flowers: April Showers
Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary(3)
Take a Break!: Colin Sick
He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool*
Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp*
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder*
Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw*
Look Younger: Fay Slift*
Foot Coverings: Susan Socks*
Shhh!: Danielle Soloud*
Tailoring: Serge Soote*
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota*
Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox*
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout*
Gangway!: Hedda Steam*
How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
How to Draw: Ellis Strait(n)
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap(l)
Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika*
Without Warning: Oliver Sudden
And the Other People: Allan Sundry
Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup*
Prevent Drowning: Buddy System*
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank
When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant*
Tight Situation: Leah Tard*
Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial*
Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak(n)
Solving Crimes: D. Tective
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee*
Trial Law: Tess Temoni*
Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor(l)
What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent*
All Alone: Saul E. Terry
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie(i)
Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax(3)
Greek Unbeliever!: Hera Tick(d)
Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket*
Laughing In The White House: Polly Tickle
Ah, Thor!: Ty Till(7)
Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time
I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting*
Blowout!: Vlad Tire*
Misunderstood: Art Tistic*
The Auto Salvage Business: Rex Toad*
Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
Theft and Robbery: Andy Tover(4)
Hypnotism: N. Tranced
Winning the Race: Vic Tree
It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity
Red Vegetables: B. Troot(6)
My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
East Coast Resorts: Nan Tuckett*
Children's Songbook: Skip Tumalu*
Scuffed Floors: Mark Tupp*
Sandpapers of the West: Tex Ture(l)
How to Read a Book: Paige Turner(n)
Lotsa Luck: Bess Twishes*
Parting Shots: Sid Semper Tyrannis(l)
Gone With The Wind: George Uh*
We Won 20-1!: Barry Um*
I Love Mathematics: Adam Up
Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
My Lost Causes: Noah Veil
Meat Eaters: Carney Vore*
I Read You Like A Book: Claire Voyant*
Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall(h)
Not So Hot: Luke Warm*
Swimming in the Arctic: I. C. Waters(a)
In The Trenches: Helmut Wearer*
Making Explosives: Stan Wellback(o)
Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz
Okee Dokee: Roger Wilco*
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin(a)
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Take This Job And Shove It: Ike Witt*
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Lewis Carroll: Alison Wonderland*
Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood*
Ready...Set...: Sadie Word*
Masterpieces Of Fox TV: Annette Work*
Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist*
Rich People: Belle Yenere(i)
Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
I'm Fine: Howard Yu(2)
The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary*
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
The Great Flood: Noah Zark*
Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr*
Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn*
Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp*

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Forced to Tears: Ann Onion
Cat's Revenge: Claude Balls
Baby's Revenge: Nora Titoff
Russian Runner: Ivan Pissinoff
Broken Window: Eva Brick



As said by Ozzy Mandais: Look on my works and weep!

Well, thats my brain melted.
Toast anyone?

Sorry, my teeth just fell out.

I am really glad you left out the footnotes...