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owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 12, 2008 02:38PM

2 mths afta mvng hr still no str cpt just lots of tax n bare brds. also, stl got gammy lt leg. rslt? jst gon dwn full lgth of strs on bum, lt hand torn 2 shreds on tax as trd to stop self falng.

am lt hnded, so typg this wth rt hnd, grubby tshrt wrap'd rnd lft as clrt evrywhere. hnce, is y i'm wrtng mi posts like ths, 'l' plate txtng style.
i can write normally but it takes 2 long and i cant do punctuation 9NOT ENOUGH FINGERS0 or capitals unless I HIT CAPS LOCK AND THEN IT ALL CUMS OUT LIKE THIS.

i nd a lge brndy ...

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.108.---)
Date: May 12, 2008 02:52PM

Ouch. make it a dble

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: May 12, 2008 03:13PM

Thats one of the situation where an entropy reversal would be such an asset. You know, bumping the stairs up to make it all better...

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 12, 2008 04:50PM

Ashually, ish a big impr ... impo ... ish a lod bedder shinsh I had the blast of grandee. Use of sellololotape an' wotton cool helped.
Can sow nubshit two handered, bud can't shee the cruddy bee-board ...
Somehow acq... acky... got 8 extra fingerers as well.
Reashon for all the melling shibakes, I 'spect.

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: May 13, 2008 05:17AM

Good thing you saw the ducks before this occurred. I hate to think/would be fascinated by your description of mother duck and ducklets.

May your hand be repaired with brandy, Bailey's, Drambuie or whatever else is in the Pharmacopaiea.

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: May 13, 2008 07:16AM

<Throws bottle of dubious emu oil over to respective continent of Jazz-Sue,

as supposed to be the solution to every ailment known to humankind, may contain emus, nuts and the answer to life the universe and everything>

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 13, 2008 10:20AM

bunyip Wrote:
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> Good thing you saw the ducks before this occurred.
> I hate to think/would be fascinated by your
> description of mother duck and ducklets.
>
> May your hand be repaired with brandy, Bailey's,
> Drambuie or whatever else is in the Pharmacopaiea.

Duz in dambry. No oranshis. Nice.

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: May 13, 2008 10:23AM

Jazz_Sue Wrote:
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> Reashon for all the melling shibakes, I 'spect.

Sorry. Mend smellin fishbakes.
Oudda danbry. Ontta dram... damp... damn pooee now.



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 05/13/2008 10:27AM by Jazz_Sue.

Re: owwwwoooohhhh!
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: May 18, 2008 12:04PM

What are you on? I want some!!!



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