assassination is the extreme form of censorship

Don't mess with Kitten. I tried and look what happened to me!

<points at the effects>

See? And this is after the censoring.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2008 01:26PM by EgonSpengler.

Puff of smoke?

I have no idea what you mean...

Puff of smoke? The method by which she belies general Kitteny cuteness? Or the chill plume before the onslaught begins?

<shudders>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/10/2008 11:47AM by EgonSpengler.

Maybe it is a bit like a volcano?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Wot?

Warm on the inside, occasional rumblings from no clearly identifiable source, bit of fluff around the top and a likelihood to explode all over the place at some unforeseen time to come?

Awwwwwwwe... You think I'm warm on the inside?

<Recalls Vogon Jeltz>

<puts on helmet and waits>

<gives up geomorphology>

<takes up tapestry>

<refuses medicinal chocolate>

<sits up in hospital bed and demands answers>

<is shunted>

<explodes>

<lollies fall out of BK pinata>

<real kitten emerges from hiding place behind giraffe>

<looks around for leash long enough to take giraffe home on>

<only half understanding due to concussion from exploding feline pinata>

<if you are taking giraffe home on long leash does this mean that regular leash payments on giraffe are lower, with correspondingly low residual?>

<if so, this puts giraffes within the financial reach of any aspiring family, but be careful of the overheads>

<goes off for medicinal soft centre chocolates without teeth marks in them>

<applauds Bunyip>

Have a fine Swiss chocolate. It's on me.

Nothing personal, ES, but are you expecting Bunyip to lick the Swiss chocolate from you, or scrape it?

<has very vivid mental image>

<backs away>

Eat it, just eat it....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Just had a thought: does Swiss chocolate have holes in it like the cheese?

Or do they put something in the holes?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Maybe... more chocolate? Or watches... Or bank accounts...

Get back, you disgusting oiks, get back!

Swiss chocolate doesn't have holes, just extra chocolateness. I've had Belgian, Austrian and Swiss as well as British and Swiss wins even when it's blindfolded and carrying a five kilo backpack as a handicap.

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(I just finished reading 'Join Me' by Danny Wallace. It was very good.)