Oooh... Smarties! The parallel threads multiply!

Kitten, the machine-work lads don't like me and haven't since I welded the doors on their workshops airtight. Do you have any alternatives?

May I suggest getting hold of ex British rail sandwiches and filing them down to required size?

Edited coz I made mistakes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2008 02:52AM by bunyip.

Why not put smarties in the slot machines?

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Well, that adds a whole new layer of confusing reactions to the thread.

Bravo, sir, bravo!

Or put smarties in the zloty machines.

Holy moley! Kitten!

If you put smarties in zloty machines then you get chocolate money, which isn't bad at all, as long as you ignore the fact it's not good old sugar-laden, super-milky British chocolate but FOREIGN chocolate.

Shudder shudder.

You mean chocolate that has some form of this weird stuff called 'cocoa' in it?

'Cocoa'? Is that some kind of sugar?

(I like British chocolate, but it's easy to mock!)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/23/2008 04:13PM by EgonSpengler.

I have glazed and chocolate coated orange peels. Are very tasty....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

And I like Terry of Yorkshire's Chocolate Oranges.

They come in a handy size box which can easily be hidden from family and the choccy is in wedges which can surrupticiously be inserted into cake muncher as required.
And it tastes yummy.

It's not Terry's, it's mine!

No mine!

Have had a few segments. Is lovely stuff....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland