Zendao42 -- is the inappropriate-for-a-family-forum bit normal for a man or normal for a bull?

Surely they have bits in common?

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Zen,

why do you put bits of ground up Porsche in your chocolate?

best way to hide the evidence?

I'd have thought the basement would be better... I mean, what evidence?


Cayenne's the best way to keep the cocoa sharp- besides, it clears out the sinuses & improves circulation-
the latter means it can help those aforementioned "bits"...

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I usually keep the evidence in the attic, but that has problems of its own. Why grind up a Porsche to begin with? Wouldn't it be better to melt it down and make a unique garden ornament?

Martin-
You'd have to ask Pasiphae

I just do not see the fuss about bulls and men both having eyes, nostrils and ears is...

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Did you hear about the terrorist who tried to smuggle explosives by putting them in a cows skin and pretending to be butchers.


When they came to court the judge said it was abominable!

<Hangs head in shame>

Abdomiable if they chose the right bits of cow....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

The judge would have been gullible to fall for a ruse like that.