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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Her favourite song will be 'Mamas and Papas' singing 'Monday, Monday'
<thinks: Nicole had no trouble with this one. Perhaps previous problems with shortarse were his. Maybe reality rejects Hubbardinan vision of universe>
<ontology wins!>
<or maybe cross species breeding is not yet a tried and tested matter, no matter how many septics are abducted by aliens and submitted to invasion of privacy acts>
<wonders if anyone has thought that alleged aliens are actually members of nutcase 'religious' group performing illegal biological experiments on homo sapiens?>