gourmet: pig with taste




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Define: rheumatism



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/05/2008 04:02AM by bunyip.

rheumatism - unseen force by which gossip is transmitted.


Define - Pedantic

pedantic: mucking about performed by unidexter.




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define: unilateral

Unilateral: When civilian unicycles are destroyed in war, it is known as this damage.

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Define: Flannel

flannel: to punch a pudding until it is flat (not to be confused with nailing it to a wall)

Define: hammer

hammer: late neo-gothic term for a future imperative: example: hammer goin to the pub tonight'.

Not to be confused with 'hamer' which is a deceased politician of the right who had a concert hall named after him. I still haven't worked out why.

(The Hamer Hall is a maze of a place, I last went there for a very big function and completely got lost on the way to the stage).

New word please!

Seems that he designed it as well. Who else but a politician could get a tesseract in 3 dimensions.

?Do you think that you are still in the same universe?




New word: ambulatory

Ambulatory: a conservative going to the hospital.

Define: linear

Linear (alternative spelling Linn-ear) the ability to recognise the inherent superiority of the sound ofanalogue vinyl recordings to digital anything.

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Define industry

Industry: A new and spectacular house cleaning tool, the industry removes all dust everywhere in your house, compacts it to a highly noxious cube and automatically transports it to a nearby zone of natural beauty for disposal. Guaranteed no breakdowns within two weeks of purchase. Get yours today!

Define: Advertising.

Advertising: Television programming interrupted by brief snippets of drama, comedy and news.

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Define: Systemic

systemic: purgative for your female sibling




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define: zygote

Zygote: farm animal vich haz vayz of making you talk...

define: glucose

glucose: corrupt form of Eskimo word meaning 'comfortable dwelling', as in 'iGLOO COSEy'.




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Define : Id

Id: a pronoun only used by people with head colds

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Define tempest

Tempest: a type of hyper-pan-dimensional space cockroach.

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Define: crochet

crochet: textile form of generic backwoodsy hero type.

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define: altruistic

Altruistic : an irrational belief that the welfare of others is of concern

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define autistic

Autistic: facial twitching common to car enthusiasts

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define: backlash