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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: February 12, 2009 01:00AM

Voluminous: shining in flight



Define: Instruction

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: February 20, 2009 02:19PM

Getting embroiled in rioting in the streets.



Define: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 21, 2009 05:05PM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: what you say when you don't know what to say*

Define cockney

* I know, I know, but in this instance I hope you will forgive me using the correct definition

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: February 23, 2009 11:13AM

Cockney: A formerly cocky person who's just been indisposed in the knee area.

Define: Dissertation.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 23, 2009 12:29PM

Dissertation: abandoning essays till the last possible minute.

Define: jeroboam

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: February 23, 2009 12:41PM

Jeroboam: Automated Jam.

Define: Splinter

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.70.235.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: February 23, 2009 02:01PM

splinter: medical aid for mouse with broken leg

Define: injury

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: February 25, 2009 04:12AM

injury: to be empanelled (which is quite painful if they don't use enough lubricant)

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define: scunthorpe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 03, 2009 12:24PM

Scunthorpe: The act of fiddling with fruit and vegetables in supermarkets to test for ripeness.

Define: Cage.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 03, 2009 01:33PM

Cage: the act of begging for lost consonants (esp d's).

Define: Doughty

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.nottingham.ac.uk)
Date: March 06, 2009 09:01AM

Doughty: A medieval bakery.

Define: Swarky.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: March 07, 2009 04:12AM

Swarky: first not* of a swark.

*read 'note'

[[Edited coz I'm a dickhead and don't read wot I've wrotted]]

dephine: metaphorical



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2009 05:22AM by bunyip.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: tieff (---.l.pppool.de)
Date: March 07, 2009 01:54PM

doughty: an edible item of golfing equipment

metaphorical: a means of measuring calorific intake.


define: cantaloupe

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 07, 2009 03:16PM

Cantaloupe: a horses' training ring

Define broadband

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: 24601 (---.myob.com.au)
Date: March 09, 2009 02:12AM

Broadband: Female musical groups.

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Define: photograph

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.watf.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 09, 2009 10:26AM

Photograph: Pictorial demonstration of the decline in art since the 19th Century.

Define: pipistrelle.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.41.228.124.sub.mbb.three.co.uk)
Date: March 09, 2009 10:46AM

Pipistrelle: Bruce Wayne as a boy


Define vampire

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: March 09, 2009 12:52PM

Vampire : Feelings of rage brought on by the sight of voluptuous, lady goths.


Define: Sugary

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: robert (153.107.103.---)
Date: March 10, 2009 02:46AM

Sugary: What you say to Gary to tell him to go away.


Define: causal

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (---.range86-131.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 10, 2009 10:56PM

Causal: The rough in-between bit when a choir hasn't got it quite right.

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Define: Harrogate

(PS Bunyip, you can take the 'grim' out of Grimsby but you can't take the 'S' out of Scunthorpe)

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