posthumous: a mail-order chick pea service

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define errant

errant: latest speech / blog from someone who won't shut up about how the show went downhill after George Clooney left

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Define: globalisation

Globalisation: The act of sorting lies into globby piles.
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Define: Omphaloskepsis

Omphaloskepsis: a novel way to observe a nation's sea-power
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Define fluff

Fluff: A medieval pixie that originated the use of tapioca.

Define: Square-circle

Square-circle: the result of work done by outside consultants to solve the square peg, round hole problem.

Define: transcendental

Transcendental: An Alien Lifeform who rises above everything.

Define: Clog

Clog: A flock of soggy sheep.

Define: Slork.

Slork: The slow stork who causes extremely long birthing labours.

Define: mush

Mush: A flock of soggy peas.

Define: Mycology

Mycology: any cology that is not your-cology or their-cology.



Define: overboard



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/03/2009 09:55AM by annie.

overboard: an archaic term for a carpet

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Define stottie

Stottie: A slapper coming home from race day, trying to walk in highheels after too much champas.

Ooooh...no follow-up word. That gives me the opportunity to quote (in translation) a definition I just found. As far as I know, "pekionär" is neither an existing word in german nor in any other language.

pekionair: A Pekingese dog that, in the course of a fierce marital dispute, and on behalf of a distinctive sequence of movements of arms and hands conducted by one of the participants, leaves the bedroom through the window and therefore will mainly follow the way the law of gravity prescribes for an overall height of eight consecutive floors. The flapping movements of the animal will alter its path only marginally. During later legal procedings the attorney of the party filing for divorce will refer on multiple instances to the incident and deliberate broadly on the brutality of the defendant. A pecuniary compensation for the untimely deceased canine and family member is, in the face of fundamental objections concerning ethical principles, sought for and received.

(Author of the German original: BerlinerSchule)

define: multistorey

multistorey: the brilliantly humorous, multiple levels of meaning and authoritatively referenced gobbledygook of potentially important meaninglessness (as wonderfully evidenced by the foregoing) by which PrinzHilde insinuates his seemingly subtle contributions to the forum.

Define: auspicious

auspicious: adj relating to when it one of two persons who is guilty of a crime, the other being totally innocent.

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Define crime

Crime: The irritating habit that chromium has of talking about itself in the the third person.

Define: Dime

(My bad, sorry!)

Dime: An example of an old-fashioned flammy, obsolete after steam power.

Define: Wand.

Wand: a magic kingdom located between Vand and Xand.

Define: promotion.