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logarithym (had to copy and paste that, because I couldn't type it that way) A piece of timber, when struck properly, makes the girls go "E" in delight.
elongated: a cross between a dugong and a haddock that lives in the trees of the Gobi desert and eats only lefthanded teal ducks after midnight in the past tense.