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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: October 13, 2011 12:36AM

Rabidly:to move fast with a severe sinus problem.


Define: severe



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2011 12:37AM by bunyip.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: October 14, 2011 06:11AM

severe - reverse into meat grinder.

Define - unfortunate

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 19, 2011 04:42AM

unfortunate: from the Franglais - un fortun ate a frogleg.




Define: logarithym (my spelling cos I forgot how it goes when typing.)

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: October 19, 2011 07:36AM

logarithym (had to copy and paste that, because I couldn't type it that way) A piece of timber, when struck properly, makes the girls go "E" in delight.

Define - approval

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 20, 2011 10:52AM

Approval: a program to create elongated circle-like shapes

Define elongate

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
Date: October 21, 2011 05:00AM

elongate: a cross between a dugong and a haddock that lives in the trees of the Gobi desert and eats only lefthanded teal ducks after midnight.



define: elongated

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MartinB (---.dynamic.isadsl.co.za)
Date: October 21, 2011 06:46PM

elongated: a cross between a dugong and a haddock that lives in the trees of the Gobi desert and eats only lefthanded teal ducks after midnight in the past tense.

define: teal

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-182.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 21, 2011 07:37PM

a duck that's muddled late and always striving valiantly to exhibit right handedness

define dexterity

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: October 21, 2011 08:57PM

Dexterity: The art of looking like Dexter. This is always difficult, as Dexter has many faces.

Define: face

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-182.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 22, 2011 04:54PM

Something it's hard to do to every working day

Define income.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MartinB (---.dynamic.isadsl.co.za)
Date: October 22, 2011 08:46PM

Income: Past tense of "broke".

Define: broke

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: October 23, 2011 05:34AM

broke - (Nz.) A carbonated soft drink for the bro's.

Define - refreshing

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: October 23, 2011 10:37AM

refreshing - what happens to an umpire after a game when he ruled against the home team

define- hockey

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 24, 2011 11:30AM

hockey - when you are so poor the only thing you have left to take to cash converters is the keys.

Define: pawn

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: October 25, 2011 06:01AM

pawn - when you are so absolutely poor, all you have left to take in is the adult movies.....

Define - smut

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 30, 2011 10:03AM

Pornography involving chimney fetishism


Define chimney sweeper

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.pete.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 30, 2011 12:32PM

Chimney sweeper - the official mourner at smokestack demolitions
Define - demolish

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: November 02, 2011 04:47AM

demolish: looking like de mole. (Chemically unspecified)


define: Avogardro's

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MartinB (---.dynamic.isadsl.co.za)
Date: November 02, 2011 09:13PM

Avogadro's: Comun Mispeling of Avocado's.

Define: guacamole.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: November 03, 2011 08:35AM

Guacamole: small South American banana republic unfortunately bereft of bananas.


Define: bereft

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