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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 07, 2012 09:58AM
PHTTT... part of a horse's nostril.
Define booger
Define booger
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: February 07, 2012 10:47AM
booger: an expletive used in parts of Lancashire and Yorkshire
Define Othello
Define Othello
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: February 07, 2012 01:34PM
Othello: Greeting a fforum newcomer in a thread where the topic is not greeting fforum newcomers.
Define: newcomer
Define: newcomer
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: February 07, 2012 05:30PM
Newcomer: anyone and everyone, sometime or other
Define other
Define other
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 08, 2012 11:15AM
Other: a aquatic mammal with a speech impediment.
Define Impediment
Define Impediment
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: February 08, 2012 04:48PM
Impediment: the way your shoes slightly stick and make a quiet 'tick' noise after you've trodden into an old chewing gum on the sidewalk
Define: vulcanise
Define: vulcanise
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 09, 2012 05:56AM
Vulcanise - start to behave exactly like a race of people who have repressed emotion and violence in favour of peace and logic.
Also, go for large pointy ears, rather than plain old round(ish) ones...
Define - logical
Also, go for large pointy ears, rather than plain old round(ish) ones...
Define - logical
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 09, 2012 09:39AM
Logical: the reasoning applied by someone on a diet - I cut the cake in half so all the calories have fallen out.
Define Calorie
Define Calorie
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 09, 2012 09:59AM
Calorie - A town full of fat people, somewhere in the Australian Outback.
Define - outback
Define - outback
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: February 09, 2012 11:40AM
outback: Australian name for a bustle
Define fashion
Define fashion
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: February 09, 2012 03:58PM
Fashion: Obscure branch of nuclear physics which attempts to pinpoint the exact moment when orange is either in or out.
Define: Satsuma
Define: Satsuma
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 10, 2012 08:43AM
Satsuma: Shelved proposal by the promotions dept of the Orange phone network. Turns out most people do not want to spend every weekend watching Kill Bill at the cinema, even if they do get two tickets for the price of one.
Define: Miss Piggy.
Define: Miss Piggy.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 10, 2012 09:47AM
Misspiggy.... To go on a pork free diet
Define ...star
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 09:56AM by old boiler.
Define ...star
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/10/2012 09:56AM by old boiler.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 10, 2012 10:18AM
St. Ar - patron saint of wannabe celebrities.
Define Patron
Define Patron
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: February 12, 2012 03:42AM
Pat Ron - because he's been such a nice boy...
Define - gratify
Define - gratify
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: February 12, 2012 03:59AM
gratify: To enhance a Monty Python dish of strawberry tart by the addition of grated rat. Rather less popular than one would imagine. (cf "au gratin ")
Define: puke
Edited to remove small traces of vomit.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2012 04:02AM by MistyCat.
Define: puke
Edited to remove small traces of vomit.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/12/2012 04:02AM by MistyCat.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 12, 2012 10:13AM
Puke.. the immediate pre-ceding link in natural selection to the pukeko sometimes spelt puke echo
define natural selection
define natural selection
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 15, 2012 05:17AM
natural selection: Some god's attempt to create intelligent life in its own image, but by consideration of all the variants which have arisen seems to show that intelligent design ain't.
define:consideration
define:consideration
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 15, 2012 11:33AM
consideration: following objective evaluation the situation is found to be more heavily weighted on the con side than the pro.
Define weighted
Define weighted
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-180.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 15, 2012 10:58PM
Method employed by soppy blokes to see who's got the biggest..........toy
Define furry friend
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2012 11:00PM by old boiler.
Define furry friend
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2012 11:00PM by old boiler.
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