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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Violetmoon (---.asa.utk.edu)
Date: April 05, 2012 06:23PM
Induction: A process for entering ducts, large or small.
Define: egg
Define: egg
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-168.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 05, 2012 07:27PM
Egg... a ducted surprise for a virgin hen
Define shell
Define shell
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: April 06, 2012 12:22AM
shell - a place of eternal damnation for the 19th letter of the alphabet.
Define - beelzeub
Define - beelzeub
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd-bam-1.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 06, 2012 10:55AM
Beelzebub - The entry after BK Zebub in the Polish phone book.
Define Warsaw
Define Warsaw
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: April 06, 2012 02:42PM
<okay...I'll bite>
Warsaw: Implement to divide one big war into multiple smaller ones (cf. Declaration of Independence)
<points out that the resurrection of the Polish state in 1918 was fully justified, but is nonetheless a point in case: World War One ended and gave birth to the Polish-Ukrainian War, the Greater Poland Uprising, the Polish–Czechoslovak War, the Polish-Soviet War, the Polish–Lithuanian War, the Silesian Uprisings, ...>
Define: Partition
Warsaw: Implement to divide one big war into multiple smaller ones (cf. Declaration of Independence)
<points out that the resurrection of the Polish state in 1918 was fully justified, but is nonetheless a point in case: World War One ended and gave birth to the Polish-Ukrainian War, the Greater Poland Uprising, the Polish–Czechoslovak War, the Polish-Soviet War, the Polish–Lithuanian War, the Silesian Uprisings, ...>
Define: Partition
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-168.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 06, 2012 04:17PM
A scenario where u r missing from the maternity ward ( bit laboured that one)
define maturation
define maturation
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: April 06, 2012 05:12PM
<Wonders how anybody would get out of beelzebub>
<Laughs muchly when it happens>
maturation - Army food for floor coverings
Define - Attention
<Laughs muchly when it happens>
maturation - Army food for floor coverings
Define - Attention
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 07, 2012 10:39AM
Attention: a position adopted by soldiers when a general...........sorry I lost concentration just then. never mind.
Define daydream
Define daydream
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (---.dsl.dyn.ihug.co.nz)
Date: April 07, 2012 02:50PM
NO
Define: Willful disobedience
Define: Willful disobedience
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: April 10, 2012 05:42AM
wilful disobedience: leaving a post life attestation saying 'NO!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
define: contrived
define: contrived
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 10, 2012 09:28PM
Contrived - left (contra arrived)
Define gauche
Define gauche
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.networking.otago.ac.nz)
Date: April 11, 2012 04:51AM
gauche - a surgical dressing that's too rough, the wrong colour, and just too loud, darling!
Define - flamboyant
Define - flamboyant
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: April 11, 2012 07:11AM
Flamboyant: a burning lifebelt
Define float
Define float
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-186.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 11, 2012 09:57AM
Fl o at..... the hole in a punctured tyre
Define over-weight
Define over-weight
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 11, 2012 01:30PM
Overweight: the time between the appointment time and the time actually seen by a medical professional; esp. a dietician.
Define Appointment
Define Appointment
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: April 11, 2012 02:48PM
Appointment: intended to sharpen
Define pin
Define pin
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.glfd-bam-2.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: April 11, 2012 05:25PM
Pin- my version of a play on words, I call it pin, u call it pun.
Define tenuous
Define tenuous
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: April 12, 2012 05:35AM
<In New Zealand, we woukld call a pin a pun due to the way we mangle words>
Tenuous -Tennis, but only just....
define - batting
Tenuous -Tennis, but only just....
define - batting
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-186.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 12, 2012 09:40AM
Batting... the noise a small nocturnal flying mammal makes when it collides with a church bell.
Define membrane
Define membrane
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (101.98.138.---)
Date: April 13, 2012 06:27AM
membrane - the memory organ of a particular sex - the sex that can't see things right in front of them, belches loudly in the middle of dinner for no reason, and doesn't really care if the shoes they're wearing are last seasons.
define - bloke
define - bloke
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