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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-156.btcentralplus.com)
Date: January 18, 2013 07:46PM

A question frequently asked about a lady bending over who suddenly shrieks.


Define vapours

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 18, 2013 03:43AM

Vapours: What Victorian and Edwardian ladies used to suffer from. Replaced with PMS.


Define , from a distance, PMS

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 18, 2013 03:43AM

Vapours: What Victorian and Edwardian ladies used to suffer from. Replaced with PMS.


Define , from a distance, PMS

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 18, 2013 09:48AM

Pretended misery syndrome.



Define ... experience.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 18, 2013 01:47PM

Experience: Spicy sauce so old it lost it's kick.

Define: missing




Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: February 18, 2013 04:43PM

Missing: state before unexpected return (especially when applied to felines)

Define prodigal

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 22, 2013 06:00AM

prodigal: an exhortation to poke a member of the female species with an elongated item.



Define: elongated

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: February 22, 2013 08:59AM

Elongated: a special case of enbiggened where girth is unaffected.

Define girth

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range109-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 22, 2013 01:39PM

Girth.... past participle of something you do to your loins


Define loins

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: February 23, 2013 08:42AM

Loins: dyslexic big cats

define lettuce

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 28, 2013 04:03AM

lettuce: Opening word of a suggestion for a group of persons to proceed to some other point in the macroscopic universe, as in: lettuce go to the pub.


Definepub

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 04, 2013 11:06AM

PUB - People Using Booze

Define Booze

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range109-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 04, 2013 09:04PM

Sounds bees emit when they are displeased. Define disgust

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: March 05, 2013 01:40AM

disgust: reference to a particlar movement of the atmosphere. As opposed to dat gust.


Define: atmosphere

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range109-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 05, 2013 10:15AM

At Mo's P here


Sign to the lavvies at Mo's pub

Define bitter

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: geg (---.15-2.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: March 28, 2013 02:49PM

Bitter: something that only a corgi would dare do, and then only once because it leaves a rather nasty taste in the mouth.

Define: Monarch

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 28, 2013 08:55PM

Monarch.... a single span river crossing reserved for royal use only



define republic

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 29, 2013 10:40AM

Republick - the confusion that arises about order to lick suck and shot when forced into tequila shots by "friends" at the pub

define confusion

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 29, 2013 05:12PM

Confusion...when your ear sticks to your telephone as a cold caller from India tries to help you make a fortune.


Define Eastern

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: April 12, 2013 01:45PM

Let's get the ever popular word game back on track with self definition!


Hmm...let's see. OK got it.


Easter N... How they celebrate an important event above the Arctic circle.


Define ice-rink

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