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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 13, 2013 02:07PM
Ice Rink - what an eskimo with speech impediment gives his new fiance.
Define Impediment
Define Impediment
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (---.messagelabs.net)
Date: April 16, 2013 11:33AM
Impediment - the fine layer of eroded goblins found underneath a troll bridge.
Define: Biodegradable
Define: Biodegradable
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: April 16, 2013 12:07PM
Biodegradable - (Let's be realistic here.) Given time, bloody well everything.
Define: Ephemeral
Define: Ephemeral
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: April 16, 2013 12:20PM
Beaten by MC!!
(Bio - degradable: An account of someone's life subsequently proven to be wrong)
Ephemeral - pertaining to a Northerner's thigh bone
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 12:22PM by SkidMarks.
(Bio - degradable: An account of someone's life subsequently proven to be wrong)
Ephemeral - pertaining to a Northerner's thigh bone
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 12:22PM by SkidMarks.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: April 17, 2013 07:27AM
Define: 'Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at04/16/2013 12.22PM by Skidmarks'
Attribution of some possible erroneousness in a previous statement.
Define: erroneous
Attribution of some possible erroneousness in a previous statement.
Define: erroneous
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: April 17, 2013 12:37PM
erroneous - ER 'r' one o' us
The slogan of those who feel that the queen is just one of the common people.
Define:Lèse-majesté
The slogan of those who feel that the queen is just one of the common people.
Define:Lèse-majesté
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: April 17, 2013 04:35PM
Lèse-majesté: the queen of collies (but usually the king in drag)
Define collie
Define collie
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: April 18, 2013 03:18AM
collie: one that wobbles
define: wobbles
define: wobbles
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: April 18, 2013 01:07PM
wobbles: a rather more rotund than normal womble.
define rotund
define rotund
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: EgonSpengler (---.115.37.147.plusnet.pcl-ag01.dyn.plus.net)
Date: April 18, 2013 05:58PM
rotund: A dyslexic rodent
define: headset
define: headset
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
Date: April 28, 2013 02:38AM
headset: anagram of 'tea shed', how your cranium is placed in a depiction of you by a sculptor, excepting if you get Henry Moored with the result that you cannot be identified and you have a bloody great hole in what purports to be your head.
Define: 'Henry Moore'
Define: 'Henry Moore'
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 07, 2013 05:34PM
Henry Moore ...a shortened version of the sculptor christened Henry Please-No-Moore-Lumps-Of- Large-Brass- Castings-On-The-Greensward-Or-Else.
Define brevity
Define brevity
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: May 15, 2013 01:36PM
Brevity - thĕ act of adding strangĕ marks to vŏwĕls
Define accentuate
Define accentuate
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range86-177.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 15, 2013 02:04PM
Pretending to have more money than you actually own.
Define hoodwink
Define hoodwink
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: ibborobb (---.messagelabs.net)
Date: May 16, 2013 01:43PM
Hoodwink: A non-verbal communication between ne'er-do-wells to indicate the coast is clear.
Define: Gangster
Define: Gangster
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: May 28, 2013 04:12AM
g angster - 1000 Freudian failures
define: streptococci
define: streptococci
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: May 28, 2013 08:45AM
(Hmmmmm - g angster. A billion rather than a thousand, perhaps?)
Steptococci: a strain of bacteria that thinks it is king of the castle, and otherwise conceited to the point of arrogance.
Define bacterium.
Steptococci: a strain of bacteria that thinks it is king of the castle, and otherwise conceited to the point of arrogance.
Define bacterium.
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: OB (---.range109-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: May 28, 2013 10:30AM
Bacterium...an hysterical fear of very small camels.
Define pyramid
Define pyramid
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Lymond (195.171.4.---)
Date: June 06, 2013 11:25AM
Pyramid: the act of setting fire to things while standing in the middle of them.
Define Octagon
Define Octagon
Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 07, 2013 01:23PM
Octagon: a departing cephalopod
Define departure
Define departure
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