Spreadsheet: to cover a table when the tablecloth is unavailable

OR

Spreadsheet: a work of the devil, designed to allow non-programmers to program badly but without all that checking to upset them.

Define jaundiced.

Jaundiced - prejudice against yellow things, often to the point of extreme censorship.

Define: Censorship

Censorship - a misspelling of the name for a boat full of burning incense.

Define incense

Incense: To become thurifly furious with an aroma.

Define: thurify

Thurify - to perform rituals of purification in honour of Thors Day.

Define: jötnar

Jötnar: a very, very large drawing of a nar with a posh ö


Define BBcode

BBcode - similar to Morse Code but written by shooting the intended recipient with a BB gun instead of sending dots and dashes. Both vocabulary and range of delivered messages were limited and frequently misinterpreted. The most common message received was "OWWW! who the figgy pudding did that?" when what the sender intended was "would you like a sweet or savoury pie?" As a consequence, BBcode never really caught on.

Define: verbose

Verbose: sound system designed for Volks Electric Railway

define tram

Tram: a measure of spirits served on a train

Define spirits

Spirits - the item conspicuously missing from a Mediums performance.

----------------

Define - deception

Deception: The feeling of returning to reality after watching "Inception" in 3D.

Define: (for CannibalRabbit) Plasticine.

A colourful medical dressing which can be scraped off a carpet if dropped and trodden on, then re-used if needs be.


Define carpet

A convenient place to store Lego pieces, chip/crisp crumbs and other assorted detritus.

Define: Hovel

Hovel: a badly built book, now falling apart from lack of upkeep and readership.

Define: disrepair

Disrepair - to cast aspersions on the quality of a fix.

Define quality

Quality... a residential area made of chocolate


Define toffee

Toffee - money paid to ensure that a gentleman attends a soiree

Define money

Money - how people sound when complaining about not being paid enough

Define: pittance

pittance: like ant lions, only more dedicated to trapping elephants



define : dedicated

Dedicated: The state of a cartoon "crawler through the desert" following dessication.

Define: Deliquesce