Deliquesce: (vb) to cease operating as a food store and leave no sign of having ever been there.

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Define artisan

Arti-san - honoured person by the name of Arti

Define: Honorific

Honorific: morbid terror caused by Mr Steed's first partner




Define: Peel

Peel...what you do to bell peppers before you eat them.


define clanger

Clanger: Noise made when a soup dragon opens a lid.

Define string

String! Oh, that brings back memories of my first job; going round all the farmers in the district buying their second-hand fence-post holes. I used to slice them up on the bacon-slicer, tie string around the slices and sell them to the local fishermen for nets. I got really good at pulling them straight out of the ground, but every once in a while I'd bend one and have to grind it up to sell as yacht fuel. Ah, string.

Oh, can I define string? Well, after being covered with little bits of tangled string for most of my life I'll have to say that I'm a frayed knot.

Define: nostalgia

Edited to shout at some kids on my lawn.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2013 01:27PM by MistyCat.

Nostalgia...a medical name for an attack of catarrh in the brain which allows nice memories to float upwards. usually affects people of advancing years. There is no known cure!


Define arthritis

Arthritis: a method of detecting the onset of rain when the pine cone is unavailable.


Define rain.

Something the Queen tries to do on wet days.


Define waterproof

Waterproof - Mathematical sequence definitively concluding that H2O exists.

define: Logical

Logical: what makes sense to you even if your neighbours think differently due to them arguing from different premisses.




Define: fine

fin e: the end of an ebook

Define ebook

ebook: an abomination, a disaster, an insult to paper, a convenient means of taking dozens or even hundreds of books on holiday, an invaluable way of transporting technical manuals

[i](Yes, as well as our library, we have a couple of Kindles and apps on laptops.)[/]

Define dichotomy

di chotomy: lady with split personality




define: split

Split - to express annoyance with bad literature.

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Define: express

Express the very fast movement( too quick for the human eye to register) which occurs as a pressed button returns to its original position.


Define motion

Something which one passes fairly easily but which politicians pass only after being paid massive salaries and given overseas travel and motza superannuation entitlements.

Define travel.

T. Ravel....Maurice's elder brother : a knitter of boleros.


Define fleckle

Fleckle: Two people trying to emulate the collision of a black hole with a cement mixer. Very hard on the shins and ultimately pointless (except for the singularity)



Define: pointless



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Pointless...life with the letter e missing



Define compass