Compass: beast of burden received as a prize.

Define prize

Prize.... an rz pie unmarked for its savoury or sweet elements


Define umami

Umami: tasteful song by Al Jolson.



Define: tasteful

Taseful: A fashionable muffin. (the best I could do I'm afraid!)

Define: muffin

Muffin is the act of boiling up and eating an old fashioned hand-warmer when one is lost in Antarctic wastes and feeling nuffin really matters any more I think I'll just lie down here in the nice blizzard and put lard on this king penguin's boils!

Define super calla phragilisticexpiallidotios

super calla phragilisticexpiallidotios: the stage above mere calla phragilisticexpiallidotios.

Define Cockney

Cockney: being able to speak one of the many UK dialects with a flavour of jellied eels and tripe



Define (Omitting government and political outpourings) tripe

Tripe: food of the gods, much loved by anyone with a taste for the sublime or the cor blimey. (The preceeding statement is, of course, tripe.)


Define sweetmeats

Sweetmeat: An occasion when you answer the door to someone who assures you he's not there to sell you something and really means it.

Define synergy

Synergy the act of doing something really naughty with great gusto/ the feeling afterwards.


Define tachicardia

Tachicardia: The feeling you get when you find that you've leaned on chewing gum and it's spoiled your favourite cardigan.

Define meringue



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2014 12:28AM by Sir FFlint.

meringue: the sound of a Scottish waiter: Would you like a rice pudding or a meringue?

You're nae wrong, I'll have a rice pudding.



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define:superseded

superseded: description of an obese parrot

define cauliflower

Cauliflower: the prime ingredient of caulk, just add to water and boil intil is reaches the right consistency.

Define Consistent

Con Sistent: Greek feller who is always the same.



[Begin Hellenic jokes now]


Define: acropolis

Acro-polis... archaic word for the pointy bit on a scottish police constable's helmet.



Define hellenic

Hellen Nic - The lettering at the top of the windscreen of a Ford Capri GT

Define: Automobile

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/07/2014 10:44PM by steeljam.

Automobile: A mobile phone that talks to your friends for you automatically giving you more time to twitter.

Define: tzatziki

tzatziki: an illiterate Greek's attempt to spell "taxi"
His similarly afflicted Turkish friend's attempt was "cacik").

Define mint.

Mint (it)...what an australian who is in earnest says , along with "no I " when he

is offered a sweet for the second time after refusing one initially


Define initial