Grey: a monochromatic beam or ray of light.

Define beige

Beige: The colour os sand in a cove.

Define: Magnetic

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Magnetic: forcibly drawn to a correct answer

Define tick

Tick: A mark to show you picked the correct blood sucking mite.
Define: Sinus

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Sinus: a biometric system which relies on the fact that no two people share the same nose to provide a digital signature.

Define mucus

Mucus: How a cat swears.

Define: Carrier

Carrier: a receptacle of stupidity.

Define: wave

Wave: a straight line with hiccups.

Define particle

Particle: a segment of an icicle.

Define quark.

Quark: the noise made by a duck with a sore throat

DEFINE Waddle

Waddle: Small pieces of cotton used by dentists.


Define: Compassion

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and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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Compassion: "No, I'm not lost. I know exactly where we're going. OK, so this may not have been the quickest way, but I've worked out where we are. There's no need to ask for directions, just follow me for a little longer. PUT THAT AWAY! We don't need those tools here...I already told you I know what I'm doing!"

Define obstinate.

Obstinate: The male attribute where they will not ask where you are when obviously lost.

Define: Compression

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Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]



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Compression: A fleeting moment of compassion.

Define: bananana

bananana: veto on tropical fruit



Define: Pineapple

Pineapple: a strong desire to keep a doctor (but not The Doctor) at bay.

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Define radioactive

Radioactive: The vibrating movement caused but loud music played through the wireless.

Define: Cystitis

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Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Cystitis: The recurrence of pineapple shaped growths. links to upside-down-cake eating currently being researched.

Define: Guitar

guitar: one of the symptoms of the common cold. It can either be discharged when the sufferer sneezes, causing a loud noise (acoustic guitar) or cause a blokage which shocks the victim when ge or she finds that breathing is almost impossible (electric guitar).
There is also the pedal steel guitar, which some people think is another form of guitar, but it's snot.

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Define tuba

instantkarmie Wrote:
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> Cystitis: The recurrence of pineapple shaped
> growths. links to upside-down-cake eating
> currently being researched.
>
> Define: Guitar


Oh! New person sneaking in or stealth poster I have never noticed?

Welcome anyway. Pies are sure to be offered, battenburg is still lurking somewhere, but we are worried that it has gone feral and a large elephant is behind you, probably in league with the battenburg.

tuba: fish served in a pub.

define: pub.