cacomistle: Half a cat, the air to air version is very fast for two legs, especially when fed chocolate.

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Define: Pangolin

Pangolin: a stringed musical instrument for which you yearn

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Define tamarin

Tamarin: a Scottish hat designed to withstand the ocean spray


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Define blatant

Cheers,

gailfus

"In the absence of clearly defined goals we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia." - Unknown

Blatant: Descriptive term for Gallic infidelity.

Define: Starchy.

Starchy: the natural energy of a Universe a very long way away from here and only visible at night.

Define: Cosmos

Cosmos: the plural of Cosmo, The fairly accurate knife-thrower and hence a number of dangers to life and limb

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Define target

Target: instruction to Aberdeen City Council, as yet unperformed.

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Define: Pothole

pothole: a hiatus whereby hot oil pours down your leg when you lift the chip pan off the heat to add the spuds. Also known as 'you b*stard' in generic one word exclamations.


A note: I have just read all the postings made from when I last provided comment and they seem to be staying very 'on topic' as they have followed almost logically down the pages. Has a virus struck in my absence?



define: micropachycephalosaurus

micropachycephalosaurus: the headache that comes from hitting your head after sitting upon a small elephant figurine left on you chair - hence saurus.

define: grylls

Grylls: That funny heating up thing in the uven.

Define: Dentures.

Dentures: Music first played when hiding in your own room. Similarly divorce music is known as over-tures.

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Define: Mastication

Mastication: the reason that mastodons failed to breed in enough numbers for the species to survive

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Define abuse

Abuse: What men do to get a six-pack.


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Define: marzipan.

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

marzipan: the after effect of a French chef burning his sauce.

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Define: Combustion

Combustion: the flamable effects of poor farm machinery maintenance.

Define: silage

Silage: A method of dating archeological strata using dung.


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Define: Brewery

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

Brewery: The state of being more like that stuff in a witch's cauldron than that guy over there.

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Define: indecent

Indecent: the process of counting-down from 100

Define: Descant

descant: verb, transitive, to drink directly from a musician's de(s)canter.

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Define residue

residue: someone who still hasn't settled down long after he should have become respectable. (A word only used by former classmates who already have two children and by elderly relatives)

Define: modesty