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Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 29, 2011 07:12PM

A sweet but squarish sort of person from latin America.


Define honeybun.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.glfd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: July 29, 2011 07:24PM

Honeybun - A short-lived hairstyle which went out of favour after an unfortunate incident in a bear enclosure at a zoo.

Define grizzly

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: July 30, 2011 07:57AM

grizzly - the unfortunate incident in said bear enclosure.

Define - paw

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: July 30, 2011 09:29AM

Paw: an American married to maw

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Define rural

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 01, 2011 01:26PM

Rural: an place where locals roll their 'R's

Define: Urban

(SM: when you assume you make an ass of you and me).

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.midd.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: August 01, 2011 08:49PM

Urban - a hesitant prohibition

Define moonshine

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: annie (164.53.222.---)
Date: August 02, 2011 03:17AM

Moonshine - the light by which a year's worth of study is done prior to a final exam

Define:

Cram



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2011 03:18AM by annie.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 02, 2011 10:09AM

cram...dried breakfast cereal eaten by the handful by students working at night


define examination

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.range86-156.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 02, 2011 10:38AM

Examination - Used to be a badly spelt cartoon.

Define Disney

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 02, 2011 12:27PM

Disney: a Grimm subject that has been sweetened by vast amounts of saccharin

Define saccharin

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2011 12:28PM by CannibalRabbit.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: August 02, 2011 05:47PM

saccharin: the island diet addicts are banished to. Against popular belief, it never had a forced labor camp, only a vast health club with lots of torture exercise machines.

Define: siberia

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 05, 2011 03:05AM

siberia: a sibilant iberia, home to lots of srabbits.



define : rabbit

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 05, 2011 01:56PM

Rabbi T: Mr T once he has converted to Judaism, fool!

Define: Fool

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: August 05, 2011 02:17PM

Fool: a Chris Moore book not about vampires

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Define fiend

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: old boiler (---.range86-158.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 05, 2011 06:43PM

a typographical error version of friend ie one who knows all your weaknesses and can goad you to within an inch of their life.


define faithful

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: mycroftstwin (---.xdsl.xnet.co.nz)
Date: August 06, 2011 07:43AM

Faithful - Mr T's daughter.

Define - scowl

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (---.193.bbplus.pte-ag1.dyn.plus.net)
Date: August 06, 2011 08:19AM

scowl - DOS file name for talent show's rudest host

Define X Factor

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: Eoink (---.pete-bam-1.adsl.virginmedia.com)
Date: August 06, 2011 08:28AM

X Factor - The signature of the semi-literate Factor sibling.

Define sibling.

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: bunyip (---.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au)
Date: August 06, 2011 12:27PM

sibling: the description for the act of sible.

Sible is a small musk coloured and flavoured marsupial that lived by the banks of the Rhine river many decades ago. It presumably became extinct when Nixonesqe 'New Speak' became prolific having been prioritised in an ongoing fashion, instead of being able to continue its placid existence at its own pace.


define: malarkey

Re: Define that word! immediately!
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: August 06, 2011 02:37PM

Malarkey: disease suffered by Noah's wife, see mal de mare.

Define: disease

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