clues - The musical form that came directly after the blues,

Define musical

Musical - Calling an elk on a cellphone.

(beats snakes on a plane anyday...)

Define - moose

A silky grey cow

Define old bull

old bull : energy drink which has been aged to perfection



Define : mature

Mature: brother of one of the writers of "Do They Know it's Christmas?"

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Define hit

Hi-T: a quick, but substantial snack taken at in the late afternoon.

Define: Tea

Tea: according to Julie Andrews, it is a drink with jam and bread, but I have always thought that bread, especially spread with jam would become too soggy if dunked

define dunked

Dunked: to be renounced by one's niece or nephew, if you are a male; if female, the verb is "daunted."

Define: renounced

Re-noun-ced

Not for the first time, misused a verb out loud.

Define repeatedly.

repeatedly - When one bit of marshy ground looks exactly the same as every other bit.

Define - marsh

marsh-- lush wetland teeming with life in all shapes and sizes; covers the entire surface of the planet Mars...(ssh!)

Define-- planet

planet: to decide beforehand what you..... err.....wanted to type

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Define chaotic

Cha-otic - the ability to hear someone else trying to sneak in an extra cup of tea, without offering to make you one.

Define: sneak

chaotic: a person afflicted with the annoying habit of punctuating their conversations with Cuban dance steps and the exclamation "cha cha cha!" See also: St. Vitus' Dance; Tangent.

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Define conversation

sneak: to emerge as the winner in a photo finish ("he got there in the _sneak_ of time")

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Define: winner

winner - a season, said by someone with a speech impediment.

Define - impediment.

Impediment: (geol) a device for digging out samples that will eventually be completely useless for the project for which they were acquired.


Edited coz I'm having an attack of the richard craniums.


Define: richard



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/03/2011 04:23AM by bunyip.

Richard: a garden where money grows (isn't it a pity most of them were devastated in the Great Credit Blight of 1436?)

Define: plantation

<Just now getting the joke behind the title "Poor Richard's Alamanac.">

Plantation: athletic contest loosely modeled on Amish "barn raising": plant seed by hand over an entire field in one hour. Originally a way of helping an ailing neighbor, it evolved into a rigorous test of stamina. Tragically, not yet an Olympic event.

Define: tragically

tragically: side lane off boulevarde of broken dreams




define: boulevards