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coconut:rare arborial creature that exists or else someone would have had to invent it by selective breeding of coffee bushes and rightwing politicians.
As it floats on the tides and has no apparent control of its destiny but has infected all the environments it can it has become a pest.
Not to be confused with the product of a palm tree which provides a cooling drink, a nutricious feed and something to imitate horseies galloping.
coconut:rare arborial creature that exists or else someone would have had to invent it by selective breeding of coffee bushes and rightwing politicians.
As it floats on the tides and has no apparent control of its destiny but has infected all the environments it can it has become a pest.
Not to be confused with the product of a palm tree which provides a cooling drink, a nutricious feed and something to imitate horseies galloping.