aureous - part of the British National Anthem, sung drunk, cf "Send 'er victorious, 'appy and aureous"

Define - inebriated

inebriated: state of mind of a person who has had a surfeit of French cheese

define surfeit

It's when your tootsies go blue after a long day in the ocean and you know you've overdone it again.

Define lamprey.

Lamprey: A bounty-hunters quarry.

Define - Escapee.

Escapee - An explosive made from Sulphur, Potassium and Phosphorus, also known as SKP.

Define element.

element - someone sticking up for his Yorkshire-born friend in a spelling bee because nobody can understand his accent.

define - regional

Regional: Nickname given to an area of Chicago by the Bureau of Prohibition while investigation Mr. A. Capone.

Define - Gangster.

Gangster: the outstanding scout in a show

Define prepared

Prepared - Apples sold already peeled for the terminally lazy

Define convenience

prepared: pomaceous fruit that is trimed and ready to eat

define canned

canned convenience (or convenience canned): a way of gift-wrapping a lavatory

Define gutter

Gutter - the least popular job in the fish factory

Define mackerel

(To cannibal rabbit, great minds think alike...)

(to Eoink and CannibalRabbit: unfortunately, fools seldom differ..)

mackerel - new ecologically friendly fish oil based road surface, greatly appreciated by the feline population.

Define appreciation

appreciation - well-liked smartphone programs.

define - cellphone

A bit like cellophane but made specially to cover very small screens.


Define tomtom

TomTom - The piper's son pig thief with a good sense of directon and amazing rhythm.

Define satnav

(And an opportunity to tell a favourite joke. An explorer was ashore on a jungle island when he was captured by natives. They tied him to a tree in the baking heat, and he became conscious of a drumming coming from the jungle. After 2 hours one of the islanders came over to him. Sweating from the heat and fear, he begged to know what would happen to him. The islander who luckily spoke perfect English said "You won't like what happens when the drumming stops." He stayed tied to the tree for 3 days, the drumming beat from the jungle dominating his senses. Every few hours, a local wandered over, and on being begged for news of the explorer's fate, repeated the line "You won't like it when the drumming stops." Eventually the explorer, nearly mad from fear, screamed at the tormenting figure "What happens when the drumming stops!?!?" The islander smiled pityingly and said "Then the bass solo starts."

Satnav: The inherent yet inexplicable ability to find ones way home after a weekend on the lash. This much ignored instinct occurs at some unknown time between going for a quick pint after work on Friday and waking up in your own bed on Saturday (or extreme cases Sunday) lunchtime, with a hangover that would debilitate the largest of mammals.

Define - Overindulge.

(Son: Dad when I grow up I want to be a bass player.

Dad: No son you can't have it both ways.)

overindulge: relative location indicator - eg -Where's fred?

'Over in d' ulge'



define: pathetic



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pathetic - kind of like balletic - only really crap.

define - uncoordinated