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I prefer stores where they advertise 'womens' underwear: 40% off'
'Skirts : down 20%'
Takes me back to 'Round the Horne" when Daphne Whitethigh advised that 'while hemlines were getting higher necklines were plunging'
Kenneth Horne said 'Well, I'm hoping to be there when they meet.'
Ah, Radio comedy of the intelligent kind, written by Marty Feldman and Barry Took and not a swear word in audible range, but all sorts of innuendo* in place.
* For the younger generation: 'innuendo' is NOT an Italian suppository.
I 'saw', or rather misread an advert in the program for the cat show last week where they advertised a product I read as 'Fleasex' but was actually 'Seaflex' or such.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 08/20/2008 03:18AM by bunyip.
I don't coz my glasses or hearing aids or wine glasses or jackhammers or small furry things with knobs on from the inside usually get caught in the elastic. My brows are untouched.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/22/2008 07:06AM by bunyip.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
I have known some "gentlemen" who are so firmly in the harry highpants category that their undies might very well cover their eyebrows. Does that count as highbrow underwear humour - or just really ugly mental image.