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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
<Decides to take up world domination via chocolate>
<offers an array of organic truffles>
<holds up newly created recipe for baked mushrooms as additional bribe>
<Place into an open ceramic baking dish; grated ginger and garlic, mixed with sumac, sweet paprika and ground black pepper, mix with olive oil and place halved small open field or swiss brown type mushrooms into mixture. Sprinkle Japanese soy sauce lightly across and bake in oven at 190- 200 degrees C for approximately 20 minutes.>