So, how's YOUR friday been?
Posted by:
Jazz_Sue (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: August 04, 2008 03:57PM
My lad's just turned 15 now, thus safely in the world of Friday teenhood. (The eldest daughter is about to leave her teens, but apart from that they are pretty much equal when it comes to brain power - brilliant, apart from the increasingly worrying episodes of extreme stupidity)
I won't tell you about the laundry tablets episode, because that was when he was still 14, bless him. Instead, I would like to relate this conversation to you - it was between myself, my son and my eldest daughter. I'm still not sure if this was a case of a) The male and female versions of standard Friday Nextism rearing their heads, or b) yet more proof the dreded mispelin vyrus has infected our world for real.
It all started when I reminded The Son to get cracking on his school uniform sort-out, as he would be returning from holiday, returning to school, and packing mum off to hospital for a serious op, practically on the same day.
Oh. Serious faces all round. In the excitement of our impending trip to Piddle-on-the-Martyr, Dorset, it appeared Mum's impending operation had been forgotten about. The serious faces were because the op involves the removal of a growth that may or may not be malignant, and as it's pretty much contained the easiest and safest way ahead is to remove the part of me it's growing in - ladies 'of a certain age' will know what I'm on about. Gents - just keep reading.
Son: 'This was, like, what you told us about a month ago, right? Is it serious? Guess it must be if they're going to do an autopsy.'
Eldest daughter (imperiously): 'Oh, honestly! Don't you know anything, stupid? An autopsy is for DEAD people. She's having a BIOPSY. But it'll be alright, because she's having a vasectomy at the same time, so anything nasty will be taken out anyway. That's right, isn't it Mum? You're having a vasectomy just to make sure.'
At which point, I picked myself up off the floor, said yes, a vasectomy was EXACTLY what the doctors had ordered - and went off to think up a quick and witty title for this thread, in the hope someone would read it.
I promise, this was the conversation pretty much as I remember it from half an hour ago. No embellishments or additions. With my kids, you don't have to. I've given birth to 4 of the little blighters, and must confess to having a notebook full of 'bloopers' and anecdotes from their childhood (I'm even thinking of getting it published) But even I didn't realise the affliction extended past teens and into adulthood!
Although I'm sure you lot can prove different.
Teenage anecdotes coming up?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/04/2008 03:58PM by Jazz_Sue.