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can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: July 16, 2003 06:59PM

Hi. I haven't finished WOLP yet, but I had to ask this question. Did anyone else feel that Thursday, as an outlander (i.e. not text-based), should have been immune to the mispeling vyrus?

Nicky.

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: ilovespike (---.visp.co.nz)
Date: July 16, 2003 09:38PM

It didn't occur to me at the time, but that is a possibility. Buy maybe the fact that she'd been round literature almost all her life sort of blended the barriers between the Outland and fiction, hmmm?



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Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Milo (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:04PM

I'm deeply impressed. I never thought of that, Nicky. One for the great Pan-whatsit himself... ... Although I suppose being on an exchange with a book character, it could well be as ILS says. Still, as they say, good thinking, batman (ummm ... or something)

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: robcraine (---.mcb.net)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:15PM

it didn't cross my mind at the time... and after a bit of thought I still don't think so... she can use the footnoterphone, and various other literary devices, and I don't remember it being sugested that she is imune from any other book stuff.

rob, who could, of course, be wrong

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:22PM

In reference to the question in the header, I'm not sure a vaccine would work - languages evolve far faster than genes, which suggests a higher mutation rate and/or generation time. In either case it would make a vaccine based upon exposing people to weakened doses futile, as new strains would be arising too fast. Looks like a layer of dictionaries is still the best way to do it...



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Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:27PM

Still, she does have a lot of physiologic differences from the fictional characters: sense of smell, ability to distinguish voices. Infectious diseases are my job, so the vyrus caught my attention.

Nicky.

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: July 16, 2003 10:36PM

Re the vaccine...another reason it wouldn't work is that you would have to vaccinate the entire text, not just the characters, as inanimate objects are equally affected.

Nicky.

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: July 17, 2003 10:59AM

Also it's highly contagious. That's why small-pox was wiped out but measles, rubella etc. hasn't been. Only 80% of the population needs to be vaccinated for small-pox to disappear but 98+% for the others.

Mispeling vyrus is far too contagious...

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: July 18, 2003 10:15PM

Finished the book, FINALLY! Gosh, I'm usually not this slow. The bit about the BookWorld gun turning into marmalade, as opposed to an Outland gun which would not have, makes me think that Thursday is somewhat immune to BookWorld hazards. So maybe the mispeling vyrus would just mispel her, but not kill her the way it did Snell. Any thoughts?

Nicky.

Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: Guy (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 22, 2003 11:51AM

Two thoughts occur to me:

1) Maybe Jasper is having a bit of fun with us, and Thursday's not immune because she is, after all, a fictional character -- well she is isn't she?

2) Conversely, he's just being practical, as if she were immune it would mess up the plot of TWOLP no end



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Re: can they make a vaccine?
Posted by: dante (---.internal.omneuk.com)
Date: July 28, 2003 11:04PM

Hmmm... I think #1 (or maybe both...) - Jasper mentioned in Glasgow that Thursday ends up in an unpublished book by her own author at the end of WOLP.

(for anyone who doesn't know, Jasper's written a couple of Nursery Crime books)



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