How painful would a marshmellow be? Unlike a bananana still in its skin with that hard crusty bit at the top

I was thinking more along the lines of not stopping with the application of pain until the recipient was soft and spongy, not unlike a marshmellow.



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KoF, I like the way you think. You may come in useful yet.

Mwahahaha!

Useful? That word makes me nervous.

It's the word that people use when saying things like, 'hmm, I wonder if this food is poisonous. Hey, the cat will come in useful.'



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Oops, didn't mean to scare you off so soon.

Erm, did I say that out loud?

Nicky! Are you scaring people off *again*?

I am in no way scared. Not at all.

But I CHOOSE to stay under this table.



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Er.....right. I see. The appearance that you are shuddering in dread is merely coincidental then?

Hey! It's cold at the moment and I am shaking to keep warm. Purely a comfort thing.



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Ah. And the glazed look in your eyes?

Merely the far-away look I get when I daydream. And I find this spot under the table the perfect place for daydreaming.



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Magda, I haven't threatened to eat a newbie in months. Then again, I do love fresh fish.

*eep*



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** goes and hides under another table trying valiantly to hide her Newbie t-shirt and baseball cap **

Maybe we can put the t-shirt and baseball cap on a chair as a decoy and run away?



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Now that might not be such a bad idea!!

Happy New Year Everyone :o)

in a rather fool hardy and precocious way, i stumble onto the scene and ask,

where can i sign up for my newbie t-shirt and cap!

going way way back, a dodo on a scooter is a perfectly logical thing, after all, pickers has no wings, how else is she to get about?



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meddle not with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

My Mildred (my dodo) says "Ploik! Plokc, Ploik!"

She's a little dyslexic, so don't mind her stange phrasings...



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

Oh dear, I don't think it's dyslexia, I fear she might have gotten the aformentioned banna favoured marshmallow where the feathers don't grow.



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Yes, the high pitched screaming quality to that utterance does seem to suggest such an opinion.



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