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    <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:07:40 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,106946,113236#msg-113236</link>
      <author>annie</author>
      <description><![CDATA[0) Technically Animal with chemical catalyst
1) Is it edible? No
2) Is it alive? Well, yes, it grew for a while.
3) Is it usually found indoors? Indoors, outdoors everywhere, while it lasts
4) Is it possible to see which kind of animal it was before the chemical catalysis? It doesn't exist prior to the chemical catalysis.
5) are we looking for a protein? I don't think so
6) Is it bigger than a breadbox? Cumulatively, yes but it would depend on the size of the host
7) Are people usually pleased to see it? No
8) Is it an illness or disability? yes]]></description>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Please ignore</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,113088,113235#msg-113235</link>
      <author>Violetmoon</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yes, that would be difficult to ignore...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:58:22 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>Violetmoon</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Dear MC, I'm glad you are not dead yet. (I presume you have checked lately and would have stopped posted if so.) I hope you enjoy your stay in Nelson, wherever that is. I only have a vague idea of where the continent you are on is, so it's hard to imagine you just moving over a bit. You won't be sorted correctly, will that put you out of sorts?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:57:17 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Is it an illness or disability]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:14:50 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,106946,113232#msg-113232</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Are people usually pleased to see it?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:40:37 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[OB, I haven't retired from my insomnia, unfortunately, so there's a lot of late-night tapping happening.

During my eviction I'll be holidaying with my sister in sunny Nelson. She's missed the quakes, but a while ago they had floods. I believe at least one washed-out road is still under repair. Her place is fine, though, and I'll really enjoy my stay.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:31:10 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,85889,113230#msg-113230</link>
      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Great misplaced unanswered question.

   Mean to me, why must you be mean to me.? I can't help it if I was the eldest sister of four and my mum ran off with Fred Wardle when I was only 14 leaving me to cope. At about the same time I was offered the part of The Bossy Fairy in the school Panto. Both these events had a great effect on my subsequent behaviour and things have worsened over the years.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:54:33 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Dear Misty, You say you're retired but there you are tapping away on your computer in the middle of the night.

  Sorting. Hmmm. Many years ago I chose to sort. I wanted meaning and pattern in my life. I actively sought assortments, I sorted assortments, I tried living on liquorice assortments. No enlightenment came so now I choose to do nothing but let it all come out in the wash.

     Where will you stay when your house is in hospital?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:45:46 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You're really an existentialist of sorts? Brilliant! The extension of the existence of Sorting is one of my favourite pet projects, and has been ever since my first game of 52-pickup, when I invented the BogoSort routine, briefly summarized as:
while not inOrder(deck) do
    shuffle(deck)
    Repeat until (deck(sorted=true));
otherwise known as:

A. Throw deck of cards in air.
B. Gather cards.
C. Check if cards are in order.
D1. If false, resume from (1.)
D2. If true, stop (after uttering suitable incredulous expletive).
D3. Just check every once in a while to see if you're dead yet.


Ah, those halcyon days!

You can rave about Bubble sort, Selection sort, Insertion sort, Shell sort, Comb sort, Merge sort, Heapsort, Quicksort, Counting sort, Bucket sort, Radix sort, Distribution sort or Timsort, but when it comes to sheer simplicity of programming, BogoSort beats them all. OK, so it's slow. Very slow. Really, really slow. But, it's dead easy to program. I wish I'd invented it, but I'd rather have invented the Stooge sort, named for the way the Three Stooges hit, poked, prodded and bashed each other.

Did you know that the Shell sort wasn't named after any computer-shell enclosing object-type thingy (not too technical?) but after its inventor, ... my memory fails... David or Donald Shell? Did you [i]want[/i] to know? Does it require a particular level of nerdified weirdosity to disparage the Library sort in favour of the Shell-Metzner?

If you're now feeling out of sorts, just Google &quot;Sorting algorithm&quot; for a jolly good relaxing read.

God, I'm glad I'm retired now.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:45:51 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Well, I tried explaining it to a gnat once but it died before I finished.

  Actually I've reached the conclusion that I'm really an existentialist of sorts.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:42:44 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Christchurch New Zealand Earthquakes</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,112950,113226#msg-113226</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Geg, the old guy over the fence moved into a retirement home late last year. He had regular family visits at his home and I'm sure he'll be fine.

There's a documentary movie currently showing in Christchurch (trailer at www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIlxoV6uG3Q) but I don't know how popular it is outside of the city. I don't go to the movies so I haven't yet seen it.

It's understandable that the topic of Christchurch and its problems doesn't make the news so much nowadays. Although the disruption to city life is ongoing for Christchurch residents, there's nothing really newsworthy happening. They started last week on the demolition of (I think) about 5,000 damaged houses, and on a world scale that's no big news. The Japanese 9.0 quake and tsunami in May last year did rather grab the news focus. 

I suppose the fact that I now can't remember if Japan had 20,000 or 30,000 deaths says something. Ho-hum, just a difference of ten thousand lives - somewhere not here. I can't really expect the world to be all that interested in our rebuilding news when I show such a lack of interest in other overseas affairs. I'm more interested in the fact that last week we were told that in mid-February the insurers will come to put sticking plasters on the house's sore bits, and we'll have to be out of the house for at least three weeks. The house is a solid timber frame (which survived well) clad in stone blocks, which cracked in many places. Inside, there's cracks in walls and ceilings and a few sticking doors.  All repairs adequately covered by insurance. Premiums have now risen about 300%.

End of ramble. I'm going to play with my Rubik's cube.

Thanks for listening.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:14:50 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[OB,

Oh to be so well informed on such matters.

Perhaps you can explain the meaning of life to us in eight words or less?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:07:15 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Christchurch New Zealand Earthquakes</title>
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      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Mistycat,

All of us are thinking of at random times.  In Adelaide the last decent house rending earthquake was 1953, but we do get the odd rumble in the ground that is not connected to ill fed wombats.

Regardless of Kiwis taking over Sydney I still think it is the Japanese doing 'research' on whales that is implicated.

It's nice to know that you won't get an earthquake above 9.6 Richter because the ground would be liquified and you would all run down the river into the sea.

My wife has a wonderful set of photographs of Cghristchurch from her visit there in 1977.

Keep up the good work in advising us of the current state of affairs, and remember : keep grumbling at the world!

Best wishes]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:03:46 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,112970,113223#msg-113223</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I question the phrase  'of Warney's ilk' to be including Pele.

The others are all talented enough, and wankerish enough, but in what other way do they have a commonality with Pele?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:51:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
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      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[ibborobb, let me know how I can help and I will try. (PM if you prefer)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:57:18 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,112970,113221#msg-113221</link>
      <author>ibborobb</author>
      <description><![CDATA[um.... Skids? Help?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:00:27 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Christchurch New Zealand Earthquakes</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,112950,113220#msg-113220</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Hex bugs - the perfect toy for the post apocalyptic world in which you seem to be living. Ghastly things - look and behave like cockroaches.

What amazes me is that without your posts I would be utterly unaware of the continuing problems in Christchurch. I imagine that there will be a documentary at some point, but in the meantime, nothing. That strikes me as really rather shocking. 

I can only conclude that Hex Bugs have taken over NZ, causing a media blackout. They have, in addition nobbled all the Rubik's cubes in NZ, making them unsolvable. Man hours that should be spent fighting off the bug's terrifying plan to dominate the world are actually being spent on an unsolvable puzzle and a curiously addictive website. 

On the plus side, they haven't taken over the FForum yet and because of your posts, I do know and do care and like you, wish it would stop. What became of your elderly neighbour?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:43:13 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Christchurch New Zealand Earthquakes</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Peckers must be kept up in situations such as this(even if bookshelves can't be)  We're all thinking of you!! If you want a holiday from mighty movements you can come and stay with us where the only earthquakes happen when the cat misses its tray]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:22:40 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Christchurch New Zealand Earthquakes</title>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Today in Christchurch we had aftershock quake number 10,000.

Ten bleeding thousand aftershocks of above 2.0 Richter, not to mention the mind-bogglingly larger number of shimmies and shakes of lesser magnitude.

That's a lot.

It's a persistent, consistent, continuously continually mind-numbingly large number of children-terrifying, adult-annoying, building-crumbling, road-warping, city infrastructure-destroying, mind-numbingly terrifyingly series of Oh dear God, when will this stop! powerless to fix events.

I don't like it.

I'd like it to stop, fairly soon, if not right now yes please that would be nice I'd like that just do it I don't like this stop it I've had enough. More than enough.

I really don't give a stuff that the rest of the world has had tsunamis, volcano eruptions, terrorist bombings, natural disasters and the presence of Shane Warne to contend with, I just want a bit of peace and quiet, a full night's sleep, the knowledge that I'll have a working phone, an Internet connection, a toilet that flushes and a bookshelf that hasn't fallen on my head in the night when I wake up in the morning. 

Oh, and while I'm wingeing  about things that aren't possible, I'd like to be able to remember how to solve the Rubik's cube, because I used to be able to do it in under five minutes about 15 years ago but I've forgotten how to do it now, and I was just given a cube as a present so I'm interested again and the processes both of trying to remember and re-trying to work out solutions that I once managed to work out without any outside help have made me very aware of age-induced brain fade.

Aaaahhh, that's better.

Thanks for listening.

Oh, (sudden sidetrack) and in order to distract the grandchildren, I've just bought them some Hexbugs. (Google them, then buy some for your kids/grandkids/yourself.) I had LOTS of fun doing the trivia questions, and managed to achieve [b]fifth in the world![/b] on the daily leader board trivia questions. It was fun! 

Hey, we just had another aftershock. Somehow, as a result of that I just lost my entire train of thought and interest in writing this.

It's possibly relevant that (once again, or (acceptably) still,) I'm not entirely sober.

All together now, &quot;Alcoholics unanimous,&quot; Oh, Hell, I'll just wait for the next quake before I finish...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:32:52 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
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      <author>mycroftstwin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Indeed, and summer brings the start of the mating season, where the LSHW goes out to mate with the lesser brained omnivorous cougar (Lizbeth Hurlupus). Usually this mating involves drinking a bit too much, turning a blind eye to the others activities, and trying to look like you're 17 when you're 70. A most extraordinary coupling indeed.

MC - In case you don't check these things (I know I don't) I sent you a PM. Would you mind dreadfully checking it? I'm trying to plan something, and you've become a small part of it....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:42:46 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Summer doesn't really start until the first authenticated sighting of the lesser spotted herbaceous wanker (Shanarius Warnium) has appeared in the letters to the Ed. column of the London Times.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 09:18:01 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,112970,113215#msg-113215</link>
      <author>mycroftstwin</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Indeed. The wanker is the two-headed beast that guards the entrance to the underworld of sports stars of Warneys ilk - it includes the likes of Pele, Wayne Rooney, Dennis Rodman and David Beckham.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:57:39 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Termites sell you loose what?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:16:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Dear Bunyip, Whats a wanker? Is it an Australian mythical shape-changing beast?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:12:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[BUNYIP... pre-statyn surely is the state you were in before you started to take your medication

    SKIDMARKS...After the Prisoner left the village Rover found himself at a loose end and became a brussels sprout snorter. His habit led to destitution and he can be found outside the fence farting feebly for pennies.

    PRINZ HILDE... Pres dat tin is also the name of the Republic of Wales's mint.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:09:21 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[If only it was that exotic!

It is only an hour away from Port Meirion, so we may call in to see Rover]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:29:35 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
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      <author>PrinzHilde</author>
      <description><![CDATA[no no no - it's actually a campaign for metal recycling: press da tin!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:52:50 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: A definition of Shane Warne</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,112970,113209#msg-113209</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Why not try 'Wanker'?]]></description>
      <category>Nextian Chat</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:09:05 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,85889,113208#msg-113208</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And who am I that I care?]]></description>
      <category>Nextian Chat</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:01:04 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Prestatyn</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,113162,113207#msg-113207</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Just to go off topic:  Prestatyn sounds like the name of one of my medicines.]]></description>
      <category>Nextian Chat</category>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:54:53 +0100</pubDate>
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