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      <author>Cubist</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Heroes: An ecclesiatical term for the &quot;spiritual&quot; love/affection felt by clergymen for the One they worship.

Define: Zymurgy]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Conglomerate: Greek multi-national company

Define: Heroes]]></description>
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      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I can manage Geography - I know lots about the wide accountant-sea. Just don't ask about maths!]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Ah, Egon did that for us, he started a thread and then proceeded to not have anything to do with it with the first post. Or have I got my wires crossed?]]></description>
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      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Could have been worse; BK could have disemvowelled it - a KtKt!]]></description>
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      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Wow, that has to be an all time record even for us - off-topic in one post!]]></description>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels</title>
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      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I think that Skids could take Food Science]]></description>
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      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[No no, it's not giant wellies, it's giant *whelks*... And I think they are being delivered to Tokyo, to make the transmute for the rampage easier.]]></description>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Resurrection of The Treehouse - Revenge of the Squirrels</title>
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      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
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      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[.....and do not under any circumstances try to break a letter down into its constituent component. At least not without first preparing yourself a bunker built from lead-bound copies of the shorter OED or greater. Websters will not do for this task, although you could try it if you reinforce the Websters with Roget.

Welcome, by the way. pies are available in Nextian, and there is a possibility that there is still some traces of cake and chocolate. I have not seen the drinks trolley in a while, though, so you may want to bring your own.]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[Not to mention the endless supply of pointy sticks.]]></description>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[So Vincent Can Gough walks into a bar and the barman says &quot;can I get you a drink?&quot;
....]]></description>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: strange names</title>
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      <author>ibborobb</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Sorry to go off-topic quite so soon Robert but did you see no.7 on the list of Most Popular? 'Treehouse restaurant a hit' - the chocolate fountain must have gone down well.]]></description>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,100749,104979#msg-104979</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I can post lots of interesting terminology on request and humourous anecdotes about arty things.]]></description>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104870,104978#msg-104978</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Heehee!]]></description>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?1,104977,104977#msg-104977</link>
      <author>Cubist</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Yet another annoying USAn here. I am only but recently introduced to TN -- FIRST AMONG SEQUELS, in specific -- and I rather suspect that TN is the sort of thing for which the phrase &quot;gloriously mad&quot; was invented...
Anywho: Having just finished FIRST AMONG SEQUELS, I had an idea about the Textual Sieve's nature/composition.
I think the Textual Sieve is, itself, made of [i]raw text.[/i] Everything in the BookWorld is made of text, of course, but the true, innate, &quot;texty-ness&quot; is generally not at all evident; veiled, one might say. That is to say, under normal circumstances, text becomes invisible when it's assembled into a person or chair or whatever else. So I think some unsung BookWorld genius managed to find a way to work with text *directly*, rather than through the intermediary of whatever stuff text assembles itself into, and the present-day Textual Sieve is a highly-advanced outgrowth of that pioneering work. Given that text is as fundamental to the BookWorld as atoms are to the Outland, I'd be willing to bet that &quot;raw text&quot; engineering can be every bit as powerful, and as dangerous, as nuclear engineering…
If it should ever be considered desirable to provide a visual depiction of the Textual Sieve, I recommend that said depiction be based on regex (regular expressions), a form of computer code which happens to be a compact, powerful, and notoriously cryptic means of describing patterns in text. If the Sieve is depicted as a set of regex listings, it would provide something for the punters to look at while, at the same time, preserving the Sieve's incomprehensible mysteriousnessitude.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:24:19 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,100749,104976#msg-104976</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[So I had a nice cup of tea and a couple of biscuits and the answer was obvious - I'll just educate her in the fforum.

BK would do a lovely line in PSHE.
Bunyip could do religion and or social history.
Maths - all that Pi.
Geography - petrol prices in Australia, discuss.
Biology -  moorhens their habits and habitats. 
Bibwit - art?

Any other offers?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:37:07 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,100749,104975#msg-104975</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The thing about a book you don't approve of is that you can just choose not to buy it or read it. 
I'm infuriated instead by drivel that I have to read: one of the Little Gegs is moving up to Secondary School in September and the amount of nonsense we've had to read about people  &quot;committed to providing a safe caring environment in which your child will be encouraged learn and grow&quot; is breathtaking.

If anyone knows of a School that &quot;aims to provide a really dangerous environment in which  your child will never be treated as an individual.&quot; please let me know so we can send here there.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:18:50 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Hello everyone. *looks around nervously*</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104870,104974#msg-104974</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[No it was definitely Camel LLoyds]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:55:37 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Happy Birthday!</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,81795,104973#msg-104973</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[What list? We had quite a lot last time I checked.]]></description>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,100853,104972#msg-104972</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[When do we get the giant wellies?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:54:20 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Swanky: Cornish expression meaning to weigh anchor off the South West coast of Britain. Largely unused.

Define: Conglomerate]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:50:44 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Focussed: From the phrase 'faux cursed', a curse thrown with little enthusiasm or belief behind it.

Define: Swanky.]]></description>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Disembowelling a Kit-Kat is so juvenile.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:51:45 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[

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