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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Define that word! immediately!</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,99217,108927#msg-108927</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[bathe: Bowdlerised contraction of the Medieval oath, &quot;By the sainted whiskers of our Lord and Saviour who suffered great personal discomfort for the benefit of many.&quot;
Possibly derived from laziness rather than propriety.

Define: Bowdlerise]]></description>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: How to transport a mammoth</title>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I think we've fallen into the (mammoth) trap of thinking mammoths have not evolved. This particular line of mammoths, living as they do in a coastal region, no longer need sails as they have evolved outboard motors.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:00:47 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Define that word! immediately!</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,99217,108925#msg-108925</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Radix: a sothing bath salt for men (Sorry)

Define bathe]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:56:11 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: How to transport a mammoth</title>
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      <author>MuseSusan</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Why would you need a sale, anyway? Moths have wings, both ma'am-moths and sir-moths!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:17:51 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,106946,108923#msg-108923</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[00) May be of vegetable or animal origin. May have some small mineral content.
01) Does it smell? No.
02) Is it a sliced loaf? No.
03) Is it edible? No.
04) IS it bigger than a breadbox? Some yes, some no.
05) Would Mrs Edith Gumbridge (Housewife, Retired, of Swinestown) be surprised to find her nine year old niece Maggie had brought one home from school in her schoolbag? Definitely yes.
06) Is it found in nature? No.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:09:44 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: How to transport a mammoth</title>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Depends if you hollow them out first or not. Not much call for Mammoth hollowers these days, but you could probably get an elephant hollower to give it a go. Now - if only we knew one....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:00:07 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Define that word! immediately!</title>
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      <author>delacuesta</author>
      <description><![CDATA[



Weeding: 22nd century spelling of the word pronounced as weading used to describe the letter-by-letter extraction (or is it eradication?) of information from a book.

Define: Radix.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:42:42 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
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      <author>delacuesta</author>
      <description><![CDATA[



Is it found in nature (as opposed to being artefact)?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:26:52 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: How to transport a mammoth</title>
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      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[This mammoth sale. Do you fasten it between their tusks? How fast does it make them move?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:51:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
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      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[delacuesta Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
&gt;

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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:49:28 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[00) May be of vegetable or animal origin. May have some small mineral content.
01) Does it smell? No.
02) Is it a sliced loaf? No.
03) Is it edible? No.
04) IS it bigger than a breadbox? Some yes, some no.
05) Would Mrs Edith Gumbridge (Housewife, Retired, of Swinestown) be surprised to find her nine year old niece Maggie had brought one home from school in her schoolbag? Definitely yes.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:24:35 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[



Haddock: The state of my back lawn after weeding.



Define: weeding]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:23:53 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,106946,108915#msg-108915</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Would Mrs Edith Gumbridge (Housewife, Retired, of Swinestown) be surprised to find her nine year old niece Maggie had brought one home from school in her schoolbag?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:15:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: How to transport a mammoth</title>
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      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I rang to find out what colour mammoths were on sale, but their stock of mammoths was very like cheese in a Python Cheese Shop. I also discovered that half-mammoths are sold only in pairs. I feel very let down.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:10:37 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Swt Mae</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,108868,108913#msg-108913</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[There's much less pet hedgehog in my Stumpy Scrumpy than there's rat in a Python Pie.

Paste the follow line into Google to find the ingredients.

&quot;Fortunately, Stumpy Scrumpy is vegetarian&quot;]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:53:32 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Define that word! immediately!</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,99217,108912#msg-108912</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Snow: A brand new snack for negatively minded! Are you sad? Are you depressed? Then eat snow! It's nutritious, tasteless and reminiscent of colder times. Snow! The snack you can't be bothered to reject! Eat snow.

Define: Haddock.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:41:01 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Panto nominations</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,108849,108911#msg-108911</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[That's a good point. Last time I checked someone had just produced the sausages in the Punch &amp; Judy parody section.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:22:13 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,106946,108910#msg-108910</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[00) May be of vegetable or animal origin. May have some small mineral content.
01) Does it smell? No.
02) Is it a sliced loaf? No.
03) Is it edible? No.
04) IS it bigger than a breadbox? Some yes, some no.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:21:17 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: How to transport a mammoth</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,108657,108909#msg-108909</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Is there much demand for mammoths in your neck of the woods? Or is that the reason for the sale. Although I guess that a stock of half-mammoths would be quite hard to manage, and be rather leaky.

The cow and mammoth count here is the same as for Geg - 0.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:17:50 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Swt Mae</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,108868,108908#msg-108908</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[With the Aussie contingent there is a risk of AFL jersey seeing as we are about to enter finals. But I doubt that there will be a Swindon Mallets strip in that gear either.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:03:31 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Panto nominations</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,108849,108907#msg-108907</link>
      <author>ibborobb</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Did last year's Panto actually finish? I'm sure I saw an elephant wearing a veil &amp; a false beard outside the treehouse the other day.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:55:33 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Perhaps it will be all right whichever half you get?

Is lost cows a big problem where you are VM? I've checked our local neighbourhood watch newsletter, and there has been no increase here year on year, pretty static at &quot;0&quot; for us. Mind you none of us have very tall houses.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:38:16 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Define that word! immediately!</title>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Globe:Incandescent anthophila

Define: Snow]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:32:33 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?</title>
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      <author>delacuesta</author>
      <description><![CDATA[



]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:20:07 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Swt Mae</title>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I haven't got much time, but I really must warn you to stay away from the Stumpy Scrumpy at all costs. I never really got my memory back from &quot;The Last Time&quot; but I seem to remember that it's name derives from it's main ingredient which was somebody's three legged hedgehog.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:20:02 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[04) I'd like to play the &quot;breadbox question&quot; card please.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:16:07 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,99217,108901#msg-108901</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Pinwheel: A wheel that may only be used on sit-on sewing machines.

Define: Globe.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:15:28 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[

00) Mostly of vegetable, but might have trace mineral or animal.
01) Does it smell? No.
02) Is it a sliced loaf? No.
03) Is it edible? No.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:42:15 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>[Nextian Chat] Re: Swt Mae</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,108868,108899#msg-108899</link>
      <author>mrswildthing</author>
      <description><![CDATA[OK - so it won't go with Macynlleth Wedi Marw.  Never mind.

MuseSusan - mathematical puns may be the first sine of madness but I will continue with them cos I tan!  So there!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:18:24 +0200</pubDate>
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      <author>MuseSusan</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Lattice: leafy vegetable that can only be cultivated in a grid-like pattern.

Define: pinwheel]]></description>
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