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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,115744#msg-115744</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The Tree Musketeers - arboreal swashbuckling - in Ireland]]></description>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,115738#msg-115738</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Goodbye Ickey Mouse - a tale of rodent reduction techniques during WWII]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:17:49 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,115731#msg-115731</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[A Study in Carlet


   Sherlock Holmes makes an implacable enemy of a deranged mechanic when he returns a hired car with dents.]]></description>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,115729#msg-115729</link>
      <author>ibborobb</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Miley's People ... an indepth statistical analysis on the teen sensation's fan club demographic.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:46:19 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,115724#msg-115724</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The RHS Encyclopaedia of Plants and Lowers...how to attract large herbivores into your garden.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 15:08:20 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114951#msg-114951</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Mein kamp.

Stories of an alternative sexuality bush holiday.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 02:10:44 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114928#msg-114928</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The Tale of a Fierce Bad Rabbi

   The dwindling congregation in a small Lakeland synagogue can only be caused by one thing.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:18:52 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114888#msg-114888</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Dennis Potters reminiscence of the spread of smurfitis

The Blue Remembered Ills]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:24:48 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114879#msg-114879</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The ow and the Pussycat: a feline falls fowl (sorry) foul of a nocturnal peck from a bird of prey.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:00:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114875#msg-114875</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I rather like your valiant Mr Darcy, OB

[i]In a new resurgence of bio-warfare, terrorists infiltrate a dental floss company, coating millions of reels with anthrax.[/i]

[b]The Ill on the Floss[/b]


[i]When Andy Capp and his wife Flo visit a condiment dispenser manufacturing company, a huge display pepper-mill falls and pins Andy's wife to the floor.[/i]

[b]The Mill on the Flo[/b]


[i]After years of practicing golf on courses all over the world, Jane Austen finally achieves her goal on the Mansfield course.[/i]

[b]Mansfield Par[/b]


[i] Archival video is found of a 1960s dance party, indicating a place where one can rock it, one can roll it, one can walk it, even stroll it.[/i]

[b]The Old Curiosity Hop[/b]


[i] Dr Frankenstein experiments with animating assorted bodily organs, then teaching them 1960s dance movements.[/i]

[b]The Adventures of Liver Twist[/b]


[i]Mr Copperfield becomes ardently, excessively desirous of a new adventure.[/i]

[b]Avid Copperfield[/b]


[i]After the Christchurch earthquakes two years ago, the bloody Earthquake Commission still hasn't repaired my roof[/i]

[b]Leak House[/b]


[i]Austin's story of the printer who turned the hundred yard dash into the thousand yard dash[/i]

[b]Emm[/b]



En: A short dash
Em: A long dash
M:  Roman numeral 1000

I think I might be over-thinking these, I think, and I think that thinking about what I'm thinking may... what does the word &quot;think&quot; mean, again?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:58:53 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114869#msg-114869</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Ride and Prejudice: Mr Darcy doesn't give a monkey's for what the plebs think as he gallops naked through the village.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 10:52:33 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114863#msg-114863</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Biggles in pain.


Our gallant hero suffers an upset tummy while in Iberia.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 06:44:32 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114837#msg-114837</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The irates of Penzance

   Seamen are peeved when shore leave is cancelled after a particularly discordant chorus]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 10:20:24 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114832#msg-114832</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I disagree!!!!! SS would be the main event.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 06:34:50 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114809#msg-114809</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[SS is more like a spot of afternoon tea, a sweet treat before the main event. She is an Australian news presenter, who isn't past some mild innuendo when she was on the late news.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:30:40 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114798#msg-114798</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Is Sandra Sully the same sort of thing as Sally Lunn: a plump sweet sugary satisfying confection.?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:06:12 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114787#msg-114787</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[OB,

Unfortunately I have not gone on a sinful holiday, or indeed, any holiday at all.

The place in question was on Main North Road, Salisbury Plains, just opposite the Parafield Airport and near the Toyota dealer.

I should like to go on a sinful holiday with one such as Sandra Sully but she is taken.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 08:32:24 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114773#msg-114773</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Where are you Bunyip.? Have you gone on a sinful holiday?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:57:24 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114575#msg-114575</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Not a book title, but I saw a business with the sign outside that read:

'ORIGINAL SI(G)NS'

The 'G' had gone on holidays.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 08:22:02 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114252#msg-114252</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Jules Vern's cousinns associates next door neighbour's story of trying to find the base of an ordinal point:  20 Thousand leagues under the SE]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 05:45:06 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114226#msg-114226</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Neverlan - a tale of lonely computers, they will always be disconnected]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:19:09 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114221#msg-114221</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Little Omen...&quot; Christmas is going to be rubbish this year&quot; grumbled Jo finding a flea in the hearth rug.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:03:58 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114211#msg-114211</link>
      <author>delacuesta</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Brilliant, OB, brilliant. It made me suddenly realize what the leading clan of oranges of the country I live in reminded me of.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:03:04 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114209#msg-114209</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I've got one, I've got one


  Orangs are Not the Only Fruit... Red haired author fails her zoology and botany exams]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:50:13 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114181#msg-114181</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I slump corrected Mr MC. In fact you should have been bolder:

&quot;.....remove the LAST letter of a NOVEL to make it sound MORE interesting&quot;

I'm just relieved none of you tried to defend cricket as being more interesting than love.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 11:19:11 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114176#msg-114176</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Carry on as you were Misty. I'm going to give her legs such a good smacking next time I see her. I've always tried to discourage hair-splitting!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 18:03:00 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114175#msg-114175</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Please don't enforce the rules. &quot;...[i]remove the [b]last[/b] letter of a novel title to make it sound more interesting.[/i]&quot;

Most of my entries had internal complications.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 14:27:55 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: The Road to Wigan Pie</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114174#msg-114174</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Rules?
Nextian?

We can't even get people to be quiet in the no speach threads!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:12:32 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114173#msg-114173</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Since it's my thread do I get to invoke the rules? In which case can I point out that Sons and Overs sounds far duller than Sons and Lovers and the rules clearly state that it has to make the book sound more interesting.

We were playing this game to pass the time when I was doing jury service, unfortuantely it got unbelievably unpleasant when one of the other jurours insisted that Portrait of a Lad sounded much more interesting than Portrait of a Lady and demanded that he got given a point.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 11:16:53 +0200</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,104068,114164#msg-114164</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Asimov's story of the completion of sex: The rest of the Roots.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 04:05:53 +0200</pubDate>
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