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    <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:40:18 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105817#msg-105817</link>
      <author>MartinB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Well done BK. :D]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:40:18 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105787#msg-105787</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[And that's mornington crescent.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:08:35 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105785#msg-105785</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Not if it's pachyn, no.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:03:58 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105784#msg-105784</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[If it can be used as a weapon is it truly 'armless?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 10:15:55 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105783#msg-105783</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[How can it open its trunk without arms?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:42:22 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105782#msg-105782</link>
      <author>MartinB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Who said anything about arms? The elephant has a trunk. It does not need arms....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:30:21 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105781#msg-105781</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[&quot;quantum elephant hollower&quot; and &quot;arms dealer&quot; ? Suggest avoiding customs altogether.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:12:37 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105778#msg-105778</link>
      <author>MartinB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Behind the ears. Which, naturally enough, are used to steer.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:27:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105770#msg-105770</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[So, if the trunk is a gun barrel, where do you load the ammo?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:01:27 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105768#msg-105768</link>
      <author>MartinB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Although, you could convert the trunk into quite a good gun barrel....]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:22:23 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105732#msg-105732</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[... a vocation even?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:45:09 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105731#msg-105731</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Thanks for making me laugh and half choke while eating my very very late dinner!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:00:07 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105726#msg-105726</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[It's not just a job... It's a passion!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:53:20 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105721#msg-105721</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Besides what would you put on your passport, imagine how much longer imigration at JFK would be if you had &quot;quantum elephant hollower&quot; down as your occupation.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:54:09 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105699#msg-105699</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[In any case you can't do these things to a quantum elephant due to the isochoric probability flows.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:33:12 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105694#msg-105694</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Have notified CITES - expect a visit.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:22:32 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105675#msg-105675</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Nothing to it really. 
You just start on the inside and work your way out but stop while there's still a bit left. 
Your decent sort of elephant chappy won't mind this at all (and, indeed will keep on grazing, drinking at pools along the velde and occasionally rutting) so long as you steer clear of his major organs and such.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:13:02 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105666#msg-105666</link>
      <author>Bonzai Kitten</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm still stuck on the elephant tank. The hardest bit must be hollowing out the elephant...]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:59:12 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105641#msg-105641</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Perhaps the piynub has met bunyip and they've just sort of canceled one another out?

Mini Skirts
1960's
Government Departments
conspiracy theorists

That should do it]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:39:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105639#msg-105639</link>
      <author>annie</author>
      <description><![CDATA[would that make &quot;Bunyip&quot; &quot;piynuB&quot;?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:43:56 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105638#msg-105638</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Whe it comes to reversos I prefer the Red Dwarf variety.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:51:57 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105636#msg-105636</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[

]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:34:11 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105634#msg-105634</link>
      <author>robert</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Perhaps the new Bunyip is from the planet Reverso (a theory first explored in Superman and later refined in an episode of Seinfeld) and is *Reverso Bunyip* (the opposite of the real Bunyip). 

We'll know for certain if he starts making complaints about naughty innuendo, which the real Bunyip would never do. Let's try an immediate test:

 I say, I say, is that a doodle you've been drawing Bunyip?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:44:52 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105632#msg-105632</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[

You're definitely NOT our bunyip!

You're some sort of new bunjip and I don't think I like it one bit. 

Our bunjip would never make an error and if he did he would certainly wouldn't admit to it.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:04:47 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105623#msg-105623</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[i see my error.

I've been trying to use the particle theory equations for quantum fishtanks.  i never gave wave equations a thought.

I wondered why I kept getting quantum trumpetting effects in the new Manifold Rhubarb matrix explanation of why comedy keeps the universe expanding.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:37:06 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105620#msg-105620</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The hat stand is fine. You're just using it upsidedown!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:35:55 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105619#msg-105619</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[What is the matter with you all?

The hat stand is useless - I've ruined many a straw bonnet and the elephant doesn't like it one bit.

On the plus side I have managed to make some rather fine rhubarb crumble, for measuring volume.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:16:03 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105618#msg-105618</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[For future reference, a quantum elephant measure twelve rhubarbs on this revolutionary new scale. A similar teaspoon measures two hundred rhubarbs and the Bermuda Triange nine rhubarbs.

]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:44:03 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105617#msg-105617</link>
      <author>BibwitHart</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Ah, I see. Very wise of you!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:28:31 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Welcome back bunyip</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,105590,105616#msg-105616</link>
      <author>EgonSpengler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The quantum is measured in rhubarbs, a new fundamental unit.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:17:21 +0200</pubDate>
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