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    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 05:49:48 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114276#msg-114276</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[OB, I don't have enough background information upon which to understand the question.

PS  The biggest nutty question I faced was should I eat the macadamias or the hazelnuts?



edited coz I keep typing in additional characters who have nothing to do with the matter in qwestion.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 05:49:48 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114266#msg-114266</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[What the flying filberts are you on about????


      ( A nutty question if I ever saw one)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 20:43:00 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114253#msg-114253</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Will you recognise it when you find it?


It is a fairly well recognised point that to frame a meaningful question that you must have solid beliefs in the information that you currently hold.  If that is so can there be a 'great unanswered question' for the greater the question the more that you must know.


Riddle me that, Batman!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 05:49:25 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114225#msg-114225</link>
      <author>CannibalRabbit</author>
      <description><![CDATA[What was I looking for again?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:14:59 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114206#msg-114206</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Another question: how on earth did I do that?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:34:21 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114205#msg-114205</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You've got some good books Bunbun. I've got the complete Blackadder scripts, Beyond the Fringe scripts and The Dagenham Dialogues of Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore which were on the Telly in the sixties. Let's do some swappsies.


  Great unanswered question...or not as the case may be.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:32:45 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114204#msg-114204</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You've got some good books Bunbun. I've got the complete Blackadder scripts, Beyond the Fringe scripts and The Dagenham Dialogues of Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore which were on the Telly in the sixties. Let's do some swappsies.


  Great unanswered question...or not as the case may be.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:32:16 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114200#msg-114200</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I have a book of some of the scripts of ITMA.

Colonel Chinstrap and Mrs Mopp's dog named 'Uppsey' who was always leaping about so 'Down! Uppsey' was a frequent occurence.

It appeals to my childlike mind, so there!!!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2012 06:10:50 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114187#msg-114187</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The only 1940 radio(wireless) programme which has made me laugh since I matured is Tommy Handley's ITMA thingy. Fast and clever: almost modern.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 15:18:02 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114186#msg-114186</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[I listened to suchlike at a very tender age (my ear pressed to the speaker of my coal-powered crystal set) and loved every minute of them. I don't really want to hear them again, though.

]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 13:59:23 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114185#msg-114185</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Radio4 Extra are currentlybroadcasting a lot of old comedy like the Goon Show, and The Navy Lark.

I've been amazed at how shockingly unfunny they are.

Is it just me?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:31:15 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114180#msg-114180</link>
      <author>MistyCat</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Arthur Fallowfield has provided an answer, so that implicit question has now been answered. As the man who put the sex in Sussex, Arthur Fallowfield may not be a reliable source, though.

Who would have thought it?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:10:33 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114178#msg-114178</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The answer lies in the soil.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 03:49:51 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114172#msg-114172</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[There's only one answer to that!!]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 11:12:24 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114171#msg-114171</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Or that one?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 10:48:04 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114161#msg-114161</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Like that one?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 03:50:31 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114159#msg-114159</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[It's a bit like asking if time and space have belly buttons. God invented belly buttons; he/she/it might be covered in belly buttons for all we know or understand.

  Another great unanswered question... why do we keep asking questions to which we will never know the answers?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 10:29:23 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,114158#msg-114158</link>
      <author>Ian</author>
      <description><![CDATA[(Attempt at thread resurrection).

Does god (the christian one) have a belly button?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 06:43:05 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113828#msg-113828</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[there is a precedent:

Look at any country's constitution.*

If these are not put together by the collection of random thoughts I'll eat my Stainless Steel Rat books.


* the UK which does not have a constitution has instead a collection of ad hoc and contradictory legislation which achieves the end of meaning that everythings is illegal, and will be taxed and the money spent on such things as genome sequencing the Jabberwok.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 06:57:44 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113679#msg-113679</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[You are a mythical creature after my own heart Bunyip.

   Unlikely to happen though unless we have a philanthropic publisher amongst us

 We've certainly got aspiring editors in our midst. I do wonder what the ethics of publishing a website's dribblings are: as smart and funny as they may be.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 10:39:06 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113660#msg-113660</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Only if there is ant ipathy.


Edited because of a recalcitrant keyboard.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 04:48:11 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113610#msg-113610</link>
      <author>OB</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Especially when you need the dunny urgently, it would seem.

 The term might rule the world one day springs to mind]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:04:08 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113601#msg-113601</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[termites sell you loose metal parts.

At least north of here they do.

One of the sheep stations north of Woomera built a timber framed dunny clad with corrugated iron.

Within two weeks the termites had eaten all the wood and the structure had collapsed.

It was later rebuilt using steel framework.


Not all termites in Australia are this ferocious but they try.

If the dingoes, tiger snakes, red backs, taipans, cane toads, funnel webs, and their relatives don't actually bite you the termites will make your life a matter of uncertainty.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 05:49:03 +0200</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113214#msg-113214</link>
      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Termites sell you loose what?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:16:49 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113202#msg-113202</link>
      <author>SkidMarks</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Are you sure it wasn't for a termite wielder? A person whom can make use of the mighty power of the termites. (A bit like Spiderman but with a penchant for cellulose.)]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:25:31 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113199#msg-113199</link>
      <author>geg</author>
      <description><![CDATA[As always, so terribly behind the times, its for a short term IT electronics welder. I doubt it's for you.

What else was there?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:59:26 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113195#msg-113195</link>
      <author>bunyip</author>
      <description><![CDATA[No, we had Hogfather's.
The 26th is Australia day so it's beer and barbeques by tradition, but I had bacon and eggs and tomato heated in the microwave as i wasn't allowed to put it with the bbacon.

Christmas comes but once a year.....


To totaly change the subject while looking for a job just now I saw a vacancy for a 'Termite Welder'.  Reading on it was actually for a Thermite welder.

It made me think of how you would weld termites, or do the termites actuallllly do the welding?

Answers on the back of a scarab addressed to the easter Bunny, Calici Drive, Myxamtosis.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 05:37:25 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,113190#msg-113190</link>
      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[Have we had Christmas yet?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:56:46 +0100</pubDate>
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      <title>Re: Great unanswered questions</title>
      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,112987#msg-112987</link>
      <author>Violetmoon</author>
      <description><![CDATA[The data sideroad. So ~that's~ where I've been! I was wondering. It's still an unanswered question as I don't know where that road is. Or where it goes. But at least I know I'm on it. 

And I'm not sure that I want to know what Vogons eat, ever, so let's please leave that question unanswered too.]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:43:40 +0100</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.jasperfforde.com/phorum/read.php?4,110254,112839#msg-112839</link>
      <author>old boiler</author>
      <description><![CDATA[What does a Vogon eat for canapes?]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 16:23:02 +0100</pubDate>
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